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absurd politics, New York, Urban Absurdity

Carhartt Communism: When a Jacket Does All the Governing

In a recent snowstorm, New York’s response was criticized when politician Zohran Mamdani donned a Carhartt jacket as a fashion statement rather than taking action. This display highlighted a trend of superficial solidarity among leaders, prioritizing image over effective governance. New Yorkers faced real struggles, while styled politicians offered only empty symbolism. Continue reading Carhartt Communism: When a Jacket Does All the Governing

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absurd politics, New York, Politics, Satire, State & Local

Mayor Mamdani Announces Free Snow Weekend for NYC — No Strings, Just Slush

New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced a controversial initiative granting all city residents free snow this weekend with no application or verification process. While touted as a human right, the plan raised concerns over snow removal costs and logistics. Critics, including landlords and small business owners, expressed confusion and skepticism about the overarching implications. Continue reading Mayor Mamdani Announces Free Snow Weekend for NYC — No Strings, Just Slush

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absurd politics, democrats, New York, Overreach, Politics, Satire, Sports & Whatever, State & Local

NYC Mayor Launches “World Cup for All” Initiative — Now Hiring Ticket Fairness Officers

New York’s new mayor has taken on his boldest challenge yet: fixing World Cup ticket prices for games not even played in New York. In a week where socialism met dynamic pricing, City Hall discovered that FIFA, geography, and reality may not be subject to municipal authority. Continue reading NYC Mayor Launches “World Cup for All” Initiative — Now Hiring Ticket Fairness Officers

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absurd politics, democrats, New York, Politics, public safety, State & Local, Transportation, Urban Absurdity

Mayor Mamdani Rides the Revolution

New York’s newest mayor promised to govern for the people—and the subway made sure he did. When Mayor Mamdani finds himself waiting on a delayed train he now oversees, the revolution stops being theoretical and starts running local, crowded, and 47 minutes late. Continue reading Mayor Mamdani Rides the Revolution

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