The story portrays a discerning dog presented with an extravagant bone during Christmas. However, he rejects it, having developed high standards influenced by modern values on ethical sourcing and sustainability. Disappointed by the lack of transparency in the treat, he emphasizes the importance of meaningful choices and aligns his principles with his diet. Continue reading The Bone Wasn’t Organic Enough
A former dishwasher believes flies are part of a deep state surveillance operation, experiencing paranoia as they multiply and refuse to leave him alone. He suspects their capabilities extend beyond mere pestering and writes to officials for help. Ultimately, he warns about their presence and the threat they represent to personal freedom. Continue reading 🐞 DOMESTIC SURVEILLANCE: THE FLIES HAVE EYES 🐞
The Grand Royale Traveling Circus held a No Clowns Day, causing devastation for longtime clown Mr. Wiggles. He protested silently while others reacted with mixed feelings. Critics labeled the ban as institutional clownphobia. Although normal operations resumed, emotional damage lingered, prompting Wiggles to file a grievance, advocating for clown rights and dignity. Continue reading CLOWNCAST AWAY: Mr. Wiggles Devastated After Circus Declares “No Clowns Day” in Stunning Act of Emotional Betrayal
Baltimore, MD – A Maryland man known only as “Duke Fresh,” who rose through the ranks of organized crime, human trafficking, and the local PTA, was honored Thursday night at a gala hosted by The Institute for Progressive Empathy™ as the 2025 “Man of the Year.” Duke, whose rap sheet is longer than the MARC Train schedule, has previously served time for racketeering, goat theft, … Continue reading Maryland Man with 47 Felonies Crowned “Man of the Year” by Progressive Think Tank
The post humorously outlines the top ten most embarrassing places for a judge to be arrested by the FBI, highlighting scenarios such as a commencement speech, a massage session, and even during a trial. Each situation emphasizes the irony and absurdity of a judge’s downfall in unexpected settings, showcasing the universality of karma. Continue reading Top 10 Worst Places a Judge Can Be Arrested by the FBI
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