Peloton Is Out. Pursuit Is In: White Liberal Women Discover Cardio Through Federal Agent Chasing

Rage Cardio™, a new fitness trend of 2026, replaces traditional workouts with intense sprints after federal agents while participants yell frustrations about authority and societal expectations. Advocates claim it aids emotional release and mental health, attracting corporate interest with new products. Critics see it as misguided but it embodies modern political expression through exercise. Continue reading Peloton Is Out. Pursuit Is In: White Liberal Women Discover Cardio Through Federal Agent Chasing

Kamikaze Karens vs. ICE: A Love Story Written in Tears, Pepper Spray, and Social Media Screams

What started as screaming accusations and performative outrage quickly turned into America’s strangest meet-cute, as a pack of “Kamikaze Karens” discovered that nothing melts ideological fury quite like pepper spray and a tactical vest. Continue reading Kamikaze Karens vs. ICE: A Love Story Written in Tears, Pepper Spray, and Social Media Screams

Walz Heads for the Hills: Minnesota Governor Quits Politics, Discovers His Inner Brokeback Commentator

Tim Walz has withdrawn from the 2026 Minnesota governor’s race, announcing an unusual strategy to “ride” Donald Trump with relentless commentary. This metaphor sparked humor and speculation, comparing their dynamic to cinematic rivalries. As Walz exits politics, he leaves behind an unforgettable quote and a bizarre narrative reminiscent of film plots. Continue reading Walz Heads for the Hills: Minnesota Governor Quits Politics, Discovers His Inner Brokeback Commentator