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Congress, democrats, Government, History, Politics, Washington absurdity

Democrats Announce January 6, 2026 Hearing to Mark Fifth Anniversary of “The Vibe Shift”

House Democrats plan a solemn commemorative hearing for January 6, 2026, marking the fifth anniversary of the January 6 Capitol events, which they call a near-democratic collapse. This hearing will emphasize the importance of voting to prevent similar incidents, despite critiques of its necessity and format. Democrats assert it’s vital to remember this event annually. Continue reading Democrats Announce January 6, 2026 Hearing to Mark Fifth Anniversary of “The Vibe Shift”

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Politics, Satire, Secondhand Service, Washington absurdity, world leaders

Democrats Furious After Trump Drone-Strikes Biden’s Toy Boat at Delaware Beach

Democratic leaders condemned Donald Trump after a U.S. drone mistakenly destroyed Joe Biden’s toy boat on a Delaware beach, which Trump justified as a narcotics threat. Despite bipartisan outrage over the strike’s recklessness, Trump remained unapologetic, claiming it demonstrated military precision. Biden was unharmed but shaken, and the White House has not addressed potential replacements. Continue reading Democrats Furious After Trump Drone-Strikes Biden’s Toy Boat at Delaware Beach

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Florida, Global News, Politics, Satire, world leaders

Mar-a-Lago Peace Summit Collapses After Tonka Truck Dispute Over Who Gets the Big Yellow Dump Truck

Donald Trump hosted an unconventional peace summit at Mar-a-Lago with Vladimir Putin, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, and Benjamin Netanyahu, using Tonka trucks as props. Trump facilitated playful negotiations over vehicle ownership and infrastructure, but tensions flared after an accidental incident with a plastic ambulance. The summit ended with Trump claiming significant progress. Continue reading Mar-a-Lago Peace Summit Collapses After Tonka Truck Dispute Over Who Gets the Big Yellow Dump Truck

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democrats, Global News, Government, Health & Medical, immigration, Nationality, Satire

Citizenship-Affirming Care? Democrats Now Pushing “Legalization Surgery” for Illegal Immigrants

In a dazzling feat of medical and political innovation, Democrats have unveiled their latest passion project: citizenship-affirming care. Why bother with borders or boring paperwork when you can just inject a little U.S.A. directly into the bloodstream? While Republicans are still trying to figure out whether this is an SNL sketch or actual legislation, progressives insist this is a breakthrough in “identity-based immigration.” After all, if you feel American, why shouldn’t a government-funded operation make it official — preferably before the next election. Continue reading Citizenship-Affirming Care? Democrats Now Pushing “Legalization Surgery” for Illegal Immigrants

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Pong for the People: How Your Tax Dollars Are Playing a Never-Ending Game with an Illegal Alien Criminal

ANNAPOLIS, MD – Somewhere between logic and liberal lunacy, Maryland and the U.S. government have found themselves locked in the most expensive game of Pong ever played. Except instead of bouncing pixels, they’re volleying an already-deported illegal alien criminal back and forth across international borders – and guess what? You’re paying for every bounce. This is the story of how your federal and state government … Continue reading Pong for the People: How Your Tax Dollars Are Playing a Never-Ending Game with an Illegal Alien Criminal

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Politics, Satire

Operation Bro-hammad: How Democrats Plan to 3D-Print Their Own Joe Rogan

Step aside, deepfakes—Democrats are trying to deep-vibe. In a leaked plan so perfectly predictable it could have been generated by ChatGPT after drinking mushroom tea, Democratic mega-donors are allegedly debating how to engineer a liberal version of Joe Rogan. Yes, you read that right. The party that brought you hashtags like #VoteBlueNoMatterWho now wants to genetically manufacture a bro who deadlifts, smokes weed, worships elk, … Continue reading Operation Bro-hammad: How Democrats Plan to 3D-Print Their Own Joe Rogan

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American Bar Association, Donald Trump, Judicial, Politics

Why Trump Targeting the American Bar Association Could Shake the Entire Justice System

President Trump’s unprecedented attacks on the American Bar Association (ABA) highlight his belief that it perpetuates a corrupt judiciary. He criticizes the ABA for bias in judicial ratings and lack of accountability for unethical lawyers. This confrontation aims to address public frustrations with an inaccessible legal system and could catalyze significant reforms. Continue reading Why Trump Targeting the American Bar Association Could Shake the Entire Justice System

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