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absurd politics, Government, immigration, Law & Order, Law Enforcement, Politics, Protests, Washington absurdity

Trump–Noem Deportation Plan Accidentally Targets the Loudest Protesters First

President Trump and Secretary Noem announced a controversial deportation strategy targeting white liberal women who protest their potential deportation. Dubbed “Operation Fine, You Go Then,” the program is claimed to be voluntary but has strict criteria. The policy has sparked mixed reactions among protesters, balancing humor and outrage over its implications. Continue reading Trump–Noem Deportation Plan Accidentally Targets the Loudest Protesters First

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House GOP Declares War on Weak Showers, Wins Biggest Legislative Victory of the Bathroom Era

With inflation up, healthcare strained, and global crises unfolding, House Republicans have zeroed in on what they say truly matters: fixing America’s weak showers. Backed by President Trump’s long-running feud with low-flow showerheads, the GOP’s latest legislative push proves once again that in Washington, even the smallest drips can become a full-blown culture war. Continue reading House GOP Declares War on Weak Showers, Wins Biggest Legislative Victory of the Bathroom Era

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absurd politics, Government, immigration, Law Enforcement, National Security, Oregon, Politics, public safety, Satire, State & Local, Urban Absurdity

Liberals Furious After Border Patrol Fails to Politely Be Run Over by Gang Members

Portland erupted in outrage after Border Patrol agents declined to be run over by suspected gang members outside a federal ICE facility, prompting activists and media alike to question whether self-defense is still acceptable when it interferes with the narrative. Continue reading Liberals Furious After Border Patrol Fails to Politely Be Run Over by Gang Members

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absurd politics, Campaigns, Global News, Government, Greenland, Military & Foreign Policy, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

Fetterman Sets Sights North: Says He Hopes to Be “Senator of Greenland Someday”

John Fetterman humorously expressed his aspiration to become the Senator for Greenland, contingent on the U.S. purchasing the territory. His proposed campaign would focus on Arctic priorities like universal access to Carhartt and ice infrastructure. The remark sparked debate among lawmakers and critics, questioning the feasibility of such representation. Continue reading Fetterman Sets Sights North: Says He Hopes to Be “Senator of Greenland Someday”

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Global News, Government, Greenland, Overreach, Politics, Satire, world leaders

Greenland Isn’t for Sale (But We Put It in the Cart Anyway)

The U.S. has humorously engaged with Greenland’s potential value, despite Denmark’s firm reminder that it is neither for sale nor subject to U.S. acquisition. Officials insist it’s just an exploration of options, while NATO clarifies that such actions don’t fit existing defense protocols. The situation remains unresolved, with Greenland firmly rejecting any annexation notions. Continue reading Greenland Isn’t for Sale (But We Put It in the Cart Anyway)

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absurd politics, Congress & Power, Maryland, Politics, Satire, Series, Washington absurdity

Impeachment as Performance Art:

April McClain Delaney passionately calls for President Trump’s immediate impeachment over Venezuela’s crisis, bypassing traditional checks and balances. As Congress remains inactive, Delaney emphasizes urgency without moving toward a formal process. The performance critiques the repetitive nature of impeachment and highlights a disconnect between political theatrics and genuine governance. Continue reading Impeachment as Performance Art:

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2026 Midterms Guide

The Totally Serious Introduction to the 2026 Midterm Elections

The 2026 midterm elections are critical yet often misrepresented as a single national event. They encompass all 435 House seats, a third of the Senate, and various state and local positions. Understanding their complexities is vital, as they impact daily life, even if chaos and urgency dominate election coverage. Continue reading The Totally Serious Introduction to the 2026 Midterm Elections

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Congress & Power, democrats, Politics, Washington absurdity

Breaking: Democrats Unveil New Business Model—“Oops, That Wasn’t Fraud, That Was a Program”

The Democratic Party unveiled a new governing philosophy, reframing administrative failures as “bold investments in equity.” Critics cite mismanagement of federal funds, while Democrats propose reforms and emphasize intentions over accountability. They characterize inefficiency as integral, focusing on job creation rather than results, promising to assure voters with optimistic messaging. Continue reading Breaking: Democrats Unveil New Business Model—“Oops, That Wasn’t Fraud, That Was a Program”

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absurd politics, constitutional rights, Donald Trump, Global News, Government, Habeas Circus, Judicial, Law & Order, Military & Foreign Policy, Politics, Satire, world leaders

Maryland Judge Orders Trump to Release Maduro, Citing ‘Immediate Habeas Corpus for Dictators’

A Maryland federal judge wasted no time asserting global jurisdiction, ordering President Trump to immediately release Nicolás Maduro—just hours after his dramatic military capture in Caracas. Legal experts say it may be the fastest habeas corpus ruling ever issued for a sitting dictator. Continue reading Maryland Judge Orders Trump to Release Maduro, Citing ‘Immediate Habeas Corpus for Dictators’

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity

World’s Most Sensitive Musicians Forced to Cancel Concerts Because Building Words Hurt Their Feelings

A group of highly principled musicians bravely cancel their Kennedy Center performances after discovering the building now contains words they don’t like. In a stunning stand for artistic integrity, several artists prove once and for all that nothing threatens creative freedom quite like signage. Continue reading World’s Most Sensitive Musicians Forced to Cancel Concerts Because Building Words Hurt Their Feelings

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