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absurd politics, Elections, Habeas Circus, Politics, Satire, virginia

Virginia’s Redistricting Saga: The Most Unproductive Courtroom Comedy Since Hamilton Ran Out of Tickets

A Virginia circuit court judge deemed the Democrats’ redistricting amendment illegal, citing multiple procedural violations. This ruling sparked mixed reactions; Democrats called it a temporary setback while Republicans celebrated. Political analysts suggest that lawyers benefit the most from this situation. Democrats plan a comeback with a new redistricting effort. Continue reading Virginia’s Redistricting Saga: The Most Unproductive Courtroom Comedy Since Hamilton Ran Out of Tickets

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absurd politics, Donald Trump, Government, Habeas Circus, Law & Order

How a Trump-Appointed Judge Turned a Legal Lecture into a Core Workout for Lindsey Halligan

A Trump-appointed judge delivered a measured and informative response to attorney Lindsey Halligan, emphasizing the importance of evidence and legal standards over rhetorical flair. This courtroom interaction, framed as a memorable lesson, contrasts expectations about Trump’s judges, showcasing a commitment to procedural norms amidst a performance-driven culture in Washington. Continue reading How a Trump-Appointed Judge Turned a Legal Lecture into a Core Workout for Lindsey Halligan

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absurd politics, Government, immigration, Law & Order, Law Enforcement, Minnesota

Trump Deploys the Bulldozer: Tom Homan Sent to Babysit Walz and Frey After Minneapolis Turns Into a Clown Car

Donald Trump sent Tom Homan to Minneapolis to restore order and leadership amid chaotic local governance. Homan’s mission involved enforcing law and order, challenging local officials on their management of the city’s issues, and promoting accountability. His straightforward approach prompted noticeable changes in city operations, restoring a sense of control. Continue reading Trump Deploys the Bulldozer: Tom Homan Sent to Babysit Walz and Frey After Minneapolis Turns Into a Clown Car

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absurd politics, Maryland, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

Maryland Democrats Unveil Bold New Governing Strategy: “If We Yell About ICE Loud Enough, Maybe No One Will Check Their Electric Bill”

Maryland Democrats have adopted a distraction strategy, focusing on issues like immigration cooperation with ICE rather than addressing the state’s fiscal mismanagement. Amid rising electric bills and a $1.4 billion deficit, lawmakers emphasize cultural issues and redistricting to divert attention from the real economic crises facing residents. Continue reading Maryland Democrats Unveil Bold New Governing Strategy: “If We Yell About ICE Loud Enough, Maybe No One Will Check Their Electric Bill”

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Government, Military & Foreign Policy, Minnesota, Secondhand Service, Washington absurdity

Trump Deploys Aircraft Carrier to Lake Superior, America Immediately Googles “Can This Even Fit?”

President Trump announced the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower’s deployment to Lake Superior to quell unrest, despite concerns over its fit in the Great Lakes. Local officials criticized the move as reckless, while it excited some residents and tourism boards. The operation serves as a dramatic show of U.S. naval power amidst rising tensions. Continue reading Trump Deploys Aircraft Carrier to Lake Superior, America Immediately Googles “Can This Even Fit?”

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absurd politics, Government Dysfunction, immigration, Maryland, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

Sen. Van Hollen Horrified to Learn Illegal Immigrants May Not Be Receiving Luxury Resort Experience in Baltimore

Sen. Chris Van Hollen is demanding answers regarding the treatment of illegal immigrants in federal custody, expressing concern over their lack of luxury amenities. Critics argue his focus on migrants neglects pressing issues for American citizens. A proposed “Margaritas for Migrants” bill aims to address this perceived humanitarian crisis humorously. Continue reading Sen. Van Hollen Horrified to Learn Illegal Immigrants May Not Be Receiving Luxury Resort Experience in Baltimore

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Trump Announces ‘Vote Red, Get a Green Card’ Program, Democrats Immediately Call ICE for Tips

In a move that shattered political muscle memory, Donald Trump jokingly offered citizenship to any undocumented immigrant willing to vote Republican—prompting Democrats to immediately reconsider their stance on ICE, borders, and everything they tweeted in the last decade. Continue reading Trump Announces ‘Vote Red, Get a Green Card’ Program, Democrats Immediately Call ICE for Tips

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absurd politics, Government Dysfunction, immigration, Minnesota, Urban Absurdity

When Local Egos Block Federal Badges

Governor Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey have faced criticism for treating public safety as a messaging exercise, leading to increased crime. Their reluctance to cooperate with federal law enforcement has created confusion and negligence, prioritizing political ideology over effective governance while leaving communities vulnerable to violent crime. Continue reading When Local Egos Block Federal Badges

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Canada, Donald Trump, Global News, International, Politics, Satire, world leaders

Trump’s Board of Peace: Now Hiring — Except Canada, Sorry Not Sorry

President Trump’s brand-new “Board of Peace” is already delivering chaos, cash demands, and diplomatic side-eye—starting with uninviting Canada. World leaders laugh, doves wear helmets, and peace apparently costs a billion dollars upfront. Continue reading Trump’s Board of Peace: Now Hiring — Except Canada, Sorry Not Sorry

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