President Trump announced a name change for Washington, D.C. to Trump–Washington, citing a rapid evacuation by liberals after a building rebrand. Moving trucks flooded outbound roads as residents hurriedly relocated. The administration is considering further renaming efforts, delighting Trump, while urban planners and environmentalists remain astonished by the situation. Continue reading Trump-Washington, D.C.: President Discovers the Fastest Way to Drain the Swamp Is Just to Name It After Himself