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absurd politics, democrats, Democrazy, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

After Trump Diss, Democratic Governors Flee to Jackson Hole for “Alternative Dinner” With Supreme Commanders Soros and Clooney

After being excluded from a White House dinner, Democratic governors will host their own event in Jackson Hole featuring notable figures like George Soros and George Clooney. Their gathering promises a more inclusive atmosphere with a locally sourced menu and discussions focused on socialism. Organizers insist this is not a protest. Continue reading After Trump Diss, Democratic Governors Flee to Jackson Hole for “Alternative Dinner” With Supreme Commanders Soros and Clooney

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Global News, Greenland, Media Critique, Politics, Satire

NEW YORK POST EXPANDS EMPIRE, LAUNCHES “GREENLAND POST” AHEAD OF HISTORIC 51ST STATEHOOD

The New York Post is launching The Greenland Post, a tabloid focused on Greenland following renewed interest from President Trump. It aims to deliver straightforward Arctic coverage with eye-catching headlines. The paper reflects a humorous take on governance, promising content tailored to its audience without hiring local journalists, relying instead on remote reporting. Continue reading NEW YORK POST EXPANDS EMPIRE, LAUNCHES “GREENLAND POST” AHEAD OF HISTORIC 51ST STATEHOOD

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Culture & Absurdity, immigration, Internet Meltdowns, Satire

Local Man Loves ICE More Than Ever (Again), Announces New “More Than Ever” Record

A local man has humorously intensified his support for ICE, declaring he stands with the agency “more than ever than the last more than ever.” His enthusiasm, likened to compound interest, rises after various stimuli, including political statements or social media protests. Friends note this marks his ninth consecutive declaration since 2018. Continue reading Local Man Loves ICE More Than Ever (Again), Announces New “More Than Ever” Record

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Donald Trump, Global News, Government, Greenland, International, Military & Foreign Policy, NATO & Global Absurdity, Politics, Satire, Washington absurdity

Trump Launches Kickstarter to Buy Greenland, Assures Donors It’s “Basically a Condo With Ice”

Donald Trump has initiated a Kickstarter campaign to buy Greenland after his previous attempts failed. With a funding goal of $1 trillion, backer tiers offer humorous rewards. Despite experts noting Greenland’s sovereignty, the campaign surprisingly attracted millions in donations, reflecting the absurdity of modern politics and Trump’s unconventional approach. Continue reading Trump Launches Kickstarter to Buy Greenland, Assures Donors It’s “Basically a Condo With Ice”

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absurd politics, Government, immigration, Law & Order, Law Enforcement, Politics, Protests, Washington absurdity

Trump–Noem Deportation Plan Accidentally Targets the Loudest Protesters First

President Trump and Secretary Noem announced a controversial deportation strategy targeting white liberal women who protest their potential deportation. Dubbed “Operation Fine, You Go Then,” the program is claimed to be voluntary but has strict criteria. The policy has sparked mixed reactions among protesters, balancing humor and outrage over its implications. Continue reading Trump–Noem Deportation Plan Accidentally Targets the Loudest Protesters First

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absurd politics, constitutional rights, Donald Trump, Global News, Government, Habeas Circus, Judicial, Law & Order, Military & Foreign Policy, Politics, Satire, world leaders

Maryland Judge Orders Trump to Release Maduro, Citing ‘Immediate Habeas Corpus for Dictators’

A Maryland federal judge wasted no time asserting global jurisdiction, ordering President Trump to immediately release Nicolás Maduro—just hours after his dramatic military capture in Caracas. Legal experts say it may be the fastest habeas corpus ruling ever issued for a sitting dictator. Continue reading Maryland Judge Orders Trump to Release Maduro, Citing ‘Immediate Habeas Corpus for Dictators’

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Politics, Satire, Secondhand Service, Washington absurdity, world leaders

Democrats Furious After Trump Drone-Strikes Biden’s Toy Boat at Delaware Beach

Democratic leaders condemned Donald Trump after a U.S. drone mistakenly destroyed Joe Biden’s toy boat on a Delaware beach, which Trump justified as a narcotics threat. Despite bipartisan outrage over the strike’s recklessness, Trump remained unapologetic, claiming it demonstrated military precision. Biden was unharmed but shaken, and the White House has not addressed potential replacements. Continue reading Democrats Furious After Trump Drone-Strikes Biden’s Toy Boat at Delaware Beach

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