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absurd politics, Maryland, Politics, State & Local

Orange-Robed Efficiency: Peace Walk Monks Arrive in Annapolis, Fix Maryland in 5 Minutes

A group of monks on a peace walk inadvertently addressed Maryland’s affordability crisis in just five minutes at the State House, implementing substantial budget cuts and tax reductions with their simple, mindful approach. Their surprising efficiency contrasts sharply with years of bureaucratic efforts, leaving families to wonder why such solutions aren’t commonplace. Continue reading Orange-Robed Efficiency: Peace Walk Monks Arrive in Annapolis, Fix Maryland in 5 Minutes

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Arts & Entertainment, Bach's Boombox, Donald Trump, Entertainment, Washington absurdity

TrumpTix: President Trump Announces Ticketing Platform to “Make Concerts Great Again”

President Trump is launching TrumpTix, a ticketing platform aimed at reducing high service fees and improving transparency in ticket pricing. The initiative promises features like “Freedom Fee” and fair distribution of tickets. While it targets concerts, sports, and political events, industry reactions range from shock to cautious optimism about affordability. Continue reading TrumpTix: President Trump Announces Ticketing Platform to “Make Concerts Great Again”

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Donald Trump, Washington absurdity, Washington DC

Trump Unveils Vision for America’s 250th: A Monumental Set of Golden Arches Over Washington

Donald Trump is planning a monumental tribute for America’s 250th birthday: a massive McDonald’s Golden Arches structure at the National Mall. Described as “historic,” the design includes a drive-thru, a Hall of Condiments, and aims to capture America’s spirit of efficiency. Critics argue it commercializes civic space, while supporters embrace its cultural relevance. Continue reading Trump Unveils Vision for America’s 250th: A Monumental Set of Golden Arches Over Washington

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Arts & Entertainment, Bach's Boombox, Culture & Absurdity

Bruce Springsteen Announces New Protest Anthem: “Streets of New York”Because apparently the cold only hits when the cameras are rolling

Bruce Springsteen’s new single, “Streets of New York,” mourns the ten homeless individuals who died during a cold snap, criticizing city officials for neglect. The song highlights bureaucratic indifference with poignant lyrics, blending emotional protest with modern political commentary. Critics argue it targets everyone but actual decision-makers, while supporters praise its fearless indictment. Continue reading Bruce Springsteen Announces New Protest Anthem: “Streets of New York”Because apparently the cold only hits when the cameras are rolling

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Culture & Absurdity, immigration, Internet Meltdowns, Satire

Local Man Loves ICE More Than Ever (Again), Announces New “More Than Ever” Record

A local man has humorously intensified his support for ICE, declaring he stands with the agency “more than ever than the last more than ever.” His enthusiasm, likened to compound interest, rises after various stimuli, including political statements or social media protests. Friends note this marks his ninth consecutive declaration since 2018. Continue reading Local Man Loves ICE More Than Ever (Again), Announces New “More Than Ever” Record

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Celebrity, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Satire, Urban Absurdity

The Capital One Bank Guy Really Does Sleep at a Branch—Just Not for the Reasons You Think

Jeremy Brandt, known as the Capital One Bank Guy, has taken his branding to an extreme by sleeping in bank branches nationwide after being asked to leave home for legally changing his name. Struggling with estrangement and homelessness, he clings to hope that his unconventional approach will reunite him with his family. Continue reading The Capital One Bank Guy Really Does Sleep at a Branch—Just Not for the Reasons You Think

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Military & Foreign Policy, National Security, Satire

Gulf of America Faces Underwater Opioid Crisis After Military Anti-Drug Operations, Experts Say

Federal officials report a troubling rise in substance dependency behaviors among marine life in the Gulf of America, termed Collateral Aquatic Intoxication. This follows U.S. military efforts to intercept drug boats, inadvertently feeding narcotics to ocean animals. Dolphins, sea turtles, and whales exhibit concerning behaviors, prompting calls for rehabilitation and policymaking changes. Continue reading Gulf of America Faces Underwater Opioid Crisis After Military Anti-Drug Operations, Experts Say

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democrats, Games, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State

REAL OR FAKE: The Wes Moore Edition

“Real or Fake” is a political satire game featuring Maryland Governor Wes Moore. Contestants navigate statements about his life, questioning their truthfulness. With rounds focusing on military accolades, academic claims, and biographical discrepancies, the game emphasizes confusion and scrutiny in politics, ultimately challenging perceptions of honesty and resume embellishment. Continue reading REAL OR FAKE: The Wes Moore Edition

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