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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Satire, Sports & Whatever

SEATTLE CELEBRATES SUPER BOWL BY SPEED-RUNNING CIVILIZATION

Following the Seattle Seahawks’ Super Bowl victory, Mayor Katie Wilson infamously ordered the release of prisoners, sparking chaotic celebrations throughout the city. What began as a joyous event devolved into mayhem, prompting a reevaluation of criminal justice reform strategies. Officials assured future celebrations would be more organized and controlled. Continue reading SEATTLE CELEBRATES SUPER BOWL BY SPEED-RUNNING CIVILIZATION

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Government, Government Dysfunction, Government Waste, Minnesota, Satire, Secondhand Service

Operation Glazed Response: Tim Walz Replaces Law Enforcement With Pastry Diplomacy

Tim Walz, the governor of Minnesota, has faced criticism for deploying the National Guard to distribute donuts instead of restoring order during civil unrest. This response has been mocked as a shift from serious governance to a whimsical approach, where crime management is replaced by distributing snacks, raising concerns about effective leadership and public safety. Continue reading Operation Glazed Response: Tim Walz Replaces Law Enforcement With Pastry Diplomacy

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