A Completely Normal, Totally Real, Definitely Not Made-Up Day in the Life of Senator Chris Van Hollen

Senator Chris Van Hollen’s day begins with a frenetic wake-up, setting the tone for his busy schedule filled with committee meetings, impassioned speeches, and social media interactions. Throughout the day, he navigates the tumultuous political landscape, fueled by strong emotions and a commitment to defending democracy, while pondering his effectiveness in the process. Continue reading A Completely Normal, Totally Real, Definitely Not Made-Up Day in the Life of Senator Chris Van Hollen

’Twas the Night Before Trump-mas

The poem humorously depicts the frantic energy of Senator Chris Van Hollen on the eve of “Trump-mas.” Filled with outrage, he rushes to address the media, fixating on Donald Trump’s influence and actions. His theatrical condemnation draws attention, revealing his obsession and the relentless cycle of political engagement surrounding Trump. Continue reading ’Twas the Night Before Trump-mas

All I Want for Christmas Is More Outrage

The parody captures a satirical Christmas wish for escalating outrage, particularly toward Donald Trump. It expresses a desire for controversy over calmness, highlighting a preference for sensational headlines and news commentary instead of traditional holiday cheer. The tone critiques media sensationalism, suggesting outrage fuels contemporary political discourse. Continue reading All I Want for Christmas Is More Outrage