Tag: Santa Claus

Global News, Holidays, Law Enforcement, Satire

Authorities Urge Public to Stop Shooting at Santa Claus During Holiday Deliveries

Local law enforcement are once again pleading with the public to stop firing at Santa Claus as he attempts to deliver presents in America’s most crime-ridden cities. Officials confirm Santa is not a threat, not a suspect, and not responsible for the broader breakdown of public order—he’s just trying to save Christmas. Continue reading Authorities Urge Public to Stop Shooting at Santa Claus During Holiday Deliveries

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Environmental, Holidays, Politics

Santa’s New Naughty List: This Year, Bad Kids Get Windmills Instead of Coal

Santa Claus has replaced traditional coal with eco-friendly punishments for misbehaving children, introducing items like windmills and solar panel kits. This shift aims to promote sustainability and environmental awareness. Reactions from kids and parents vary, with many preferring coal over the practical challenges of renewable energy gifts, despite Santa’s educational intentions. Continue reading Santa’s New Naughty List: This Year, Bad Kids Get Windmills Instead of Coal

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