Facing a shortage of actual Russians willing or able to fight, Vladimir Putin has reportedly deployed a cutting-edge solution: hologram soldiers. The glowing, casualty-proof army looks great on state TV, never defects, and conveniently disappears when drones fly through it—marking a bold new era of virtual warfare and imaginary victories. Continue reading Putin Deploys Hologram Army After Running Out of Actual Russians
John Fetterman humorously expressed his aspiration to become the Senator for Greenland, contingent on the U.S. purchasing the territory. His proposed campaign would focus on Arctic priorities like universal access to Carhartt and ice infrastructure. The remark sparked debate among lawmakers and critics, questioning the feasibility of such representation. Continue reading Fetterman Sets Sights North: Says He Hopes to Be “Senator of Greenland Someday”
The U.S. has humorously engaged with Greenland’s potential value, despite Denmark’s firm reminder that it is neither for sale nor subject to U.S. acquisition. Officials insist it’s just an exploration of options, while NATO clarifies that such actions don’t fit existing defense protocols. The situation remains unresolved, with Greenland firmly rejecting any annexation notions. Continue reading Greenland Isn’t for Sale (But We Put It in the Cart Anyway)
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