Baltimore is celebrating its lowest murder rate in 48 years, proving once and for all that crime can be solved either through meaningful reform—or by sheer exhaustion and selective attention. When shootings and stabbings become background noise, even murder can slip quietly out of the headlines. Continue reading Baltimore Solves Crime by Running Out of People Who Can Be Murdered
Democratic leaders are facing backlash for a controversial initiative encouraging them to navigate communities with closed eyes to avoid confronting crime. Dubbed “Vision Zero (But For Vision),” the program aims to manage perceptions of public safety, promoting the idea that unperceived crime does not exist. Critics argue this approach represents willful blindness rather than real governance. Continue reading See No Evil, Bark No Crime
Local law enforcement are once again pleading with the public to stop firing at Santa Claus as he attempts to deliver presents in America’s most crime-ridden cities. Officials confirm Santa is not a threat, not a suspect, and not responsible for the broader breakdown of public order—he’s just trying to save Christmas. Continue reading Authorities Urge Public to Stop Shooting at Santa Claus During Holiday Deliveries
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