Trump Unveils Vision for America’s 250th: A Monumental Set of Golden Arches Over Washington

Donald Trump is planning a monumental tribute for America’s 250th birthday: a massive McDonald’s Golden Arches structure at the National Mall. Described as “historic,” the design includes a drive-thru, a Hall of Condiments, and aims to capture America’s spirit of efficiency. Critics argue it commercializes civic space, while supporters embrace its cultural relevance. Continue reading Trump Unveils Vision for America’s 250th: A Monumental Set of Golden Arches Over Washington

BREAKING: Scientists Confirm Mushroom Makes You See Tiny People, Ireland Nods Politely and Says “We Tried to Tell You”

Researchers have discovered a mushroom that induces vivid hallucinations of tiny humanoid beings, paralleling folklore about “wee folk.” While science cautiously validates old myths, reactions range from indifference in Ireland to commercialization by startups. Experts urge caution before consuming the mushrooms, as they hold potential yet unrealized implications for perception and culture. Continue reading BREAKING: Scientists Confirm Mushroom Makes You See Tiny People, Ireland Nods Politely and Says “We Tried to Tell You”

World Spared From Having to Watch Wicked as Composer Cancels Kennedy Center Event Over Trump Interference

In a surprising turn of events, composer Stephen Schwartz canceled a Kennedy Center event for “Wicked” due to alleged political interference from Donald Trump, sparking widespread relief among those who would have had to endure the lengthy musical. While theater enthusiasts mourned, many others celebrated their unexpected freedom from attending. Continue reading World Spared From Having to Watch Wicked as Composer Cancels Kennedy Center Event Over Trump Interference