Tag: Politics

absurd politics, democrats, Democrazy, Politics, Series

The Left Discovers Tyranny, Shocked to Learn It Has Their Fingerprints All Over It

Progressive leaders express alarm over looming tyranny, blaming Donald Trump for authoritarianism, yet they have established many of the policies leading to their fears. They redefine terms to justify censorship and demand greater control while ignoring personal responsibility. Ultimately, their own actions may have seeded the very control they now oppose. Continue reading The Left Discovers Tyranny, Shocked to Learn It Has Their Fingerprints All Over It

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Canada, Donald Trump, Global News, International, Politics, Satire, world leaders

Trump’s Board of Peace: Now Hiring — Except Canada, Sorry Not Sorry

President Trump’s brand-new “Board of Peace” is already delivering chaos, cash demands, and diplomatic side-eye—starting with uninviting Canada. World leaders laugh, doves wear helmets, and peace apparently costs a billion dollars upfront. Continue reading Trump’s Board of Peace: Now Hiring — Except Canada, Sorry Not Sorry

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Arts & Entertainment, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State & Local

BREAKING: Wes Moore Announces ‘Political Party Animals Sphere’ at National Harbor — Promises Bipartisan Chaos, Rotating Donors, and Sponsored Outrage

Maryland Governor Wes Moore announced the creation of the Political Party Animals Sphere at National Harbor, envisioned as a nonpartisan space for political discourse. Featuring interactive exhibits and partisan-themed events, it aims to engage citizens while fostering debate. Construction awaits funding decisions, with a target opening before the next election. Continue reading BREAKING: Wes Moore Announces ‘Political Party Animals Sphere’ at National Harbor — Promises Bipartisan Chaos, Rotating Donors, and Sponsored Outrage

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Conspiracies, Donald Trump, Food & Health, Government, National Security, Politics, public safety, Satire, Washington absurdity

Air Force One Forced to Turn Back After Aide Realizes President Trump’s McDonald’s Was Left on the Tarmac

Air Force One was reportedly forced to turn back to Andrews Air Force Base after aides realized President Trump’s McDonald’s order had been left behind. Officials cited “critical onboard morale assets” as the reason, proving once again that no global summit comes before fries. Continue reading Air Force One Forced to Turn Back After Aide Realizes President Trump’s McDonald’s Was Left on the Tarmac

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2026 Midterms Guide, absurd politics, California, Elections, Government, Politics, Satire, Series, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity

Eric Swalwell Discovers California Is a Place You’re Apparently Supposed to Live

California’s political landscape shifted dramatically as a lawsuit questioned Rep. Eric Swalwell’s eligibility for governor based on a five-year residency requirement. Swalwell argues that California is his emotional home, while D.C. is his working one. The case has sparked debate about residency definitions, highlighting voters’ varied opinions on the matter. Continue reading Eric Swalwell Discovers California Is a Place You’re Apparently Supposed to Live

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absurd politics, immigration, Maryland, Politics, Satire, Series, State, State vs. Federal Politics

Margaritas With MS-13: Annapolis Democrats Discover a Bold New Voter Outreach Strategy

Maryland Democrats have allegedly adopted a controversial strategy combining compassion for violent gangs with socializing over drinks. Critics question their priorities, emphasizing that this approach appears to protect criminals over citizens. The proposal has raised concerns about public safety, prompting voters to reconsider their leaders’ commitments amidst rising crime rates. Continue reading Margaritas With MS-13: Annapolis Democrats Discover a Bold New Voter Outreach Strategy

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Donald Trump, Global News, Government, Greenland, International, Military & Foreign Policy, NATO & Global Absurdity, Politics, Satire, Washington absurdity

Trump Launches Kickstarter to Buy Greenland, Assures Donors It’s “Basically a Condo With Ice”

Donald Trump has initiated a Kickstarter campaign to buy Greenland after his previous attempts failed. With a funding goal of $1 trillion, backer tiers offer humorous rewards. Despite experts noting Greenland’s sovereignty, the campaign surprisingly attracted millions in donations, reflecting the absurdity of modern politics and Trump’s unconventional approach. Continue reading Trump Launches Kickstarter to Buy Greenland, Assures Donors It’s “Basically a Condo With Ice”

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absurd politics, democrats, Government, immigration, Law & Order, Politics, Protests, Satire

From ‘Fund ICE’ to ‘Abolish ICE’: The Great Democratic Sheep Migration

Once upon a time, Democrats funded and defended ICE. Now they chant against it like it was invented yesterday. Welcome to the Great Democratic Sheep Migration—where yesterday’s policy becomes today’s outrage, and no one is allowed to remember the voting record. Continue reading From ‘Fund ICE’ to ‘Abolish ICE’: The Great Democratic Sheep Migration

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absurd politics, immigration, Politics, Sports & Whatever, virginia

Virginia Democrats Repeal EO 47 to Boost Football Recruiting, Accidentally Announce Crime as a Feature

Virginia’s new Democratic leadership swiftly repealed Executive Order 47 to prioritize football recruiting, disregarding concerns about public safety and law enforcement. Critics warn that this decision could lead to increased crime, as cooperation with federal authorities is halted. Officials claim trade-offs in policy are necessary, emphasizing the importance of sports over safety. Continue reading Virginia Democrats Repeal EO 47 to Boost Football Recruiting, Accidentally Announce Crime as a Feature

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