Tag: Politics

2026 Midterms Guide, Elections, Politics, Satire, State vs. Federal Politics, virginia

From Cell Block to Capitol Hill: Inmate Announces Congressional Run, Promises to “Shake Up Washington”

A Virginia Beach inmate, serving time for abduction and rape, has launched an unconventional congressional campaign from prison, emphasizing his “real-world experience” with the justice system. His agenda includes criminal justice reform, transparency, and a grassroots outreach strategy. The campaign raises questions about ethics and eligibility in politics. Continue reading From Cell Block to Capitol Hill: Inmate Announces Congressional Run, Promises to “Shake Up Washington”

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Protests

Breaking: Thousands Protest After Being Excluded From Epstein Files—Again

Thousands of activists protested in Washington, demanding recognition and inclusion in the recent Jeffrey Epstein document release. Claiming systemic exclusion and a denial of their lived experiences, they presented various demands, including a government apology and a Netflix series about their potential involvement. Protesters vowed to continue their demonstrations until acknowledged. Continue reading Breaking: Thousands Protest After Being Excluded From Epstein Files—Again

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absurd politics, Maryland, megalodon party, Politics, State & Local, State vs. Federal Politics

The Megalodon Party Gets Serious — and Sets Its Sights on Chris Van Hollen

The emerging Megalodon Party in Maryland is transitioning from a humorous concept to a strategic political entity, with Chris Van Hollen as a leading figure. Emphasizing aggressive engagement and strong media presence, the party aims to reflect a new approach to politics, favoring candidates who exhibit combative traits over consensus-building. Continue reading The Megalodon Party Gets Serious — and Sets Its Sights on Chris Van Hollen

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absurd politics, crime, Elections, fraud, Government, Government Dysfunction, Minnesota, parody, Politics, Satire, State & Local, voter outreach

Minnesota’s Dynamic Duo Hits the Road: The “Yes, We’re Guilty of Fraud – Loud and Clear!” Tour

Minnesota’s progressive power duo hits the road with a “countdown to caucus” tour that feels less like civic engagement and more like a masterclass in scandal-adjacent absurdity. From fake nonprofits to riot-as-distraction theatrics, this satire imagines what would happen if political spin finally stopped pretending. Continue reading Minnesota’s Dynamic Duo Hits the Road: The “Yes, We’re Guilty of Fraud – Loud and Clear!” Tour

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absurd politics, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State & Local

Maryland’s New Map: Now With Extra Marxism and Unlimited Text Messages

Wes Moore has introduced a controversial legislative map in Maryland, marketed as a necessary reform rather than gerrymandering. Funded by various activist groups, it bypasses public debate, urging immediate approval under the guise of democracy preservation. Critics argue it favors Democrats and questions the integrity of fair representation in elections. Continue reading Maryland’s New Map: Now With Extra Marxism and Unlimited Text Messages

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Global News, Greenland, Media Critique, Politics, Satire

NEW YORK POST EXPANDS EMPIRE, LAUNCHES “GREENLAND POST” AHEAD OF HISTORIC 51ST STATEHOOD

The New York Post is launching The Greenland Post, a tabloid focused on Greenland following renewed interest from President Trump. It aims to deliver straightforward Arctic coverage with eye-catching headlines. The paper reflects a humorous take on governance, promising content tailored to its audience without hiring local journalists, relying instead on remote reporting. Continue reading NEW YORK POST EXPANDS EMPIRE, LAUNCHES “GREENLAND POST” AHEAD OF HISTORIC 51ST STATEHOOD

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absurd politics, Elections, Habeas Circus, Politics, Satire, virginia

Virginia’s Redistricting Saga: The Most Unproductive Courtroom Comedy Since Hamilton Ran Out of Tickets

A Virginia circuit court judge deemed the Democrats’ redistricting amendment illegal, citing multiple procedural violations. This ruling sparked mixed reactions; Democrats called it a temporary setback while Republicans celebrated. Political analysts suggest that lawyers benefit the most from this situation. Democrats plan a comeback with a new redistricting effort. Continue reading Virginia’s Redistricting Saga: The Most Unproductive Courtroom Comedy Since Hamilton Ran Out of Tickets

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absurd politics, New York, Urban Absurdity

Carhartt Communism: When a Jacket Does All the Governing

In a recent snowstorm, New York’s response was criticized when politician Zohran Mamdani donned a Carhartt jacket as a fashion statement rather than taking action. This display highlighted a trend of superficial solidarity among leaders, prioritizing image over effective governance. New Yorkers faced real struggles, while styled politicians offered only empty symbolism. Continue reading Carhartt Communism: When a Jacket Does All the Governing

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absurd politics, Donald Trump, Government, Habeas Circus, Law & Order

How a Trump-Appointed Judge Turned a Legal Lecture into a Core Workout for Lindsey Halligan

A Trump-appointed judge delivered a measured and informative response to attorney Lindsey Halligan, emphasizing the importance of evidence and legal standards over rhetorical flair. This courtroom interaction, framed as a memorable lesson, contrasts expectations about Trump’s judges, showcasing a commitment to procedural norms amidst a performance-driven culture in Washington. Continue reading How a Trump-Appointed Judge Turned a Legal Lecture into a Core Workout for Lindsey Halligan

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absurd politics, immigration, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State, State & Local

Employee Performance Review: Howard County Councilwoman Liz Walsh

Liz Walsh, a County Council member, received a performance review rating of “Does Not Meet Expectations.” Key issues included unsatisfactory fact verification, critical failures in judgment, poor communication skills, and a significant erosion of public trust. The review highlighted the need for remedial training, close supervision, or reassignment. Continue reading Employee Performance Review: Howard County Councilwoman Liz Walsh

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