Tag: Politics

democrats, Maryland, Satire

Maryland Man with 47 Felonies Crowned “Man of the Year” by Progressive Think Tank

Baltimore, MD – A Maryland man known only as “Duke Fresh,” who rose through the ranks of organized crime, human trafficking, and the local PTA, was honored Thursday night at a gala hosted by The Institute for Progressive Empathy™ as the 2025 “Man of the Year.” Duke, whose rap sheet is longer than the MARC Train schedule, has previously served time for racketeering, goat theft, … Continue reading Maryland Man with 47 Felonies Crowned “Man of the Year” by Progressive Think Tank

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democrats, Satire, voter outreach

BREAKING: DNC Study Finds Men Like Beer, Tools, and Not Being Called ToxicBy Political Party Animals News Desk

The Democratic National Committee launched a $20 million initiative to improve communication with American men, particularly blue-collar voters. Key findings emphasize avoiding pronouns and negative phrases, using relatable language, and offering incentives like snacks. The report humorously suggests that simply asking about men’s days can foster better connections. Continue reading BREAKING: DNC Study Finds Men Like Beer, Tools, and Not Being Called ToxicBy Political Party Animals News Desk

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Campaigns, Satire

Make Maryland Rave Again: Why It’s Time for Lucifer “Justin Case” Everylove to Lead the Free State into the Glow Age

Michael Phillips praises Lucifer “Justin Case” Everylove’s unique approach as a candidate during his 2024 presidential run, highlighting his grassroots strategy that combines entertainment with progressive ideals. He asserts that Maryland needs Everylove’s bold leadership now more than ever to revitalize governance and inspire innovation, urging support for his candidacy. Continue reading Make Maryland Rave Again: Why It’s Time for Lucifer “Justin Case” Everylove to Lead the Free State into the Glow Age

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Politics, Satire

Operation Bro-hammad: How Democrats Plan to 3D-Print Their Own Joe Rogan

Step aside, deepfakes—Democrats are trying to deep-vibe. In a leaked plan so perfectly predictable it could have been generated by ChatGPT after drinking mushroom tea, Democratic mega-donors are allegedly debating how to engineer a liberal version of Joe Rogan. Yes, you read that right. The party that brought you hashtags like #VoteBlueNoMatterWho now wants to genetically manufacture a bro who deadlifts, smokes weed, worships elk, … Continue reading Operation Bro-hammad: How Democrats Plan to 3D-Print Their Own Joe Rogan

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bias, family court, Judicial, Misconduct, Uncategorized

⚖️ Justice for Sale: How Socioeconomic Bias Is Wrecking Families in Family Court

Family court often exhibits socioeconomic bias, favoring wealthier litigants and undermining those without financial resources. This bias can lead to dire consequences for lower-income parents, affecting their ability to secure fair hearings and maintain relationships with their children. Advocating for equal treatment and reform in the judiciary is crucial for justice. Continue reading ⚖️ Justice for Sale: How Socioeconomic Bias Is Wrecking Families in Family Court

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ADR, constitutional rights, family court, Judicial, Overreach

Family Court: The Administrative State That’s Destroying Families

America’s family courts have shifted from judicial proceedings to administrative enforcement, compromising due process and parental rights over the last thirty years. Critics highlight the system’s financial incentives and lack of transparency. Despite signs of resistance, meaningful reform faces challenges as families continue to suffer under obscure processes lacking true justice safeguards. Continue reading Family Court: The Administrative State That’s Destroying Families

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American Bar Association, History, Judicial

The Colonists Were Smarter Than Us: They Banned Lawyers

The early American colonists wisely banned lawyers from their courts to prevent conflict from being professionalized and manipulated, believing that disputes should be resolved by community members. In contrast, modern America is overwhelmed by lawyers, leading to litigation instead of resolution, highlighting the foresight of the colonists in safeguarding societal harmony. Continue reading The Colonists Were Smarter Than Us: They Banned Lawyers

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American Bar Association, Donald Trump, Judicial, Politics

Why Trump Targeting the American Bar Association Could Shake the Entire Justice System

President Trump’s unprecedented attacks on the American Bar Association (ABA) highlight his belief that it perpetuates a corrupt judiciary. He criticizes the ABA for bias in judicial ratings and lack of accountability for unethical lawyers. This confrontation aims to address public frustrations with an inaccessible legal system and could catalyze significant reforms. Continue reading Why Trump Targeting the American Bar Association Could Shake the Entire Justice System

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