Democrats recently launched the People’s State of the Onion, an alternative to the State of the Union that emphasizes emotional expressions over factual reporting. Sponsored by various activist groups, it aims to critique the current presidential administration while hosting by influential figures. This approach raises questions about political norms and the acceptance of election results. Continue reading The People’s State of the Onion
The intertwining of sports and politics has grown pronounced, with lawmakers increasingly referencing sports culture during discussions on budget and fiscal discipline. Instead of productive debates, sessions resemble chaotic sporting events, with bipartisan jabs and metaphorical excess. Ultimately, budgets are passed amid a backdrop of disillusionment, leaving the national debt unaddressed. Continue reading No Escaping the Scoreboard: How American Sports Hijacked Budget Season
Jane Fonda’s recent rally to defend Don Lemon attracted a notably small and confused crowd, described as elderly and historically out of touch. Despite being framed as a show of solidarity, the event resembled a historical reenactment rather than a genuine movement, highlighting the disconnect of celebrity activism in contemporary discourse. Continue reading Jane Fonda Defends Don Lemon, Accidentally Hosts a North Vietnamese Army Reunion
Minnesota Governor Tim Walz appears to be challenging the entire country to a fight—political, rhetorical, and possibly imaginary—as he squares off against everyone from national figures to the latest talking-point mascot, all while critics say the fury looks less like courage and more like a very loud distraction. Continue reading Walz of Fury: Minnesota Governor Appears to Challenge Entire Planet to a Fight
Don Lemon has transitioned from a cable news anchor to a self-styled constitutional scholar, disrupting Christian worship services to lecture pastors on the First Amendment. His actions have been criticized as attention-seeking rather than activism, showing a decline in relevance and credibility, ultimately reflecting a battle against his own irrelevance. Continue reading From Prime Time to Pew Raid: Don Lemon Declares Himself Archbishop of the First Amendment
April McClain Delaney passionately calls for President Trump’s immediate impeachment over Venezuela’s crisis, bypassing traditional checks and balances. As Congress remains inactive, Delaney emphasizes urgency without moving toward a formal process. The performance critiques the repetitive nature of impeachment and highlights a disconnect between political theatrics and genuine governance. Continue reading Impeachment as Performance Art:
House Democrats plan a solemn commemorative hearing for January 6, 2026, marking the fifth anniversary of the January 6 Capitol events, which they call a near-democratic collapse. This hearing will emphasize the importance of voting to prevent similar incidents, despite critiques of its necessity and format. Democrats assert it’s vital to remember this event annually. Continue reading Democrats Announce January 6, 2026 Hearing to Mark Fifth Anniversary of “The Vibe Shift”
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