Tag: political satire

Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Protests

Breaking: Thousands Protest After Being Excluded From Epstein Files—Again

Thousands of activists protested in Washington, demanding recognition and inclusion in the recent Jeffrey Epstein document release. Claiming systemic exclusion and a denial of their lived experiences, they presented various demands, including a government apology and a Netflix series about their potential involvement. Protesters vowed to continue their demonstrations until acknowledged. Continue reading Breaking: Thousands Protest After Being Excluded From Epstein Files—Again

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Media Critique, Press & Free Speech

Jane Fonda Defends Don Lemon, Accidentally Hosts a North Vietnamese Army Reunion

Jane Fonda’s recent rally to defend Don Lemon attracted a notably small and confused crowd, described as elderly and historically out of touch. Despite being framed as a show of solidarity, the event resembled a historical reenactment rather than a genuine movement, highlighting the disconnect of celebrity activism in contemporary discourse. Continue reading Jane Fonda Defends Don Lemon, Accidentally Hosts a North Vietnamese Army Reunion

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MEGALODON WATCH

In the first week of Maryland politics, Senator Chris Van Hollen earned top accolades for his combative television performance. Other lawmakers displayed steady confidence in defending symbolic legislation, while committee hearings were marked by outbursts lacking substance. The week highlighted the importance of camera presence over substantive policy in political success. Continue reading MEGALODON WATCH

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absurd politics, Maryland, megalodon party, Politics, State & Local, State vs. Federal Politics

The Megalodon Party Gets Serious — and Sets Its Sights on Chris Van Hollen

The emerging Megalodon Party in Maryland is transitioning from a humorous concept to a strategic political entity, with Chris Van Hollen as a leading figure. Emphasizing aggressive engagement and strong media presence, the party aims to reflect a new approach to politics, favoring candidates who exhibit combative traits over consensus-building. Continue reading The Megalodon Party Gets Serious — and Sets Its Sights on Chris Van Hollen

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absurd politics, California, Culture & Absurdity, Politics, State & Local

California Dreamin’: Gavin, Karen, and Maxine Discover the Art of the Rubble Selfie

California leaders, including Gavin Newsom, Karen Bass, and Maxine Waters, stage disaster photo-ops, presenting a façade of control amid urban decay. With riot police blocking views and no accountability, their leadership emphasizes appearance over action. This moment epitomizes modern governance in California: showing up without genuine efforts to resolve issues. Continue reading California Dreamin’: Gavin, Karen, and Maxine Discover the Art of the Rubble Selfie

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Arts & Entertainment, Bach's Boombox, Culture & Absurdity

Bruce Springsteen Announces New Protest Anthem: “Streets of New York”Because apparently the cold only hits when the cameras are rolling

Bruce Springsteen’s new single, “Streets of New York,” mourns the ten homeless individuals who died during a cold snap, criticizing city officials for neglect. The song highlights bureaucratic indifference with poignant lyrics, blending emotional protest with modern political commentary. Critics argue it targets everyone but actual decision-makers, while supporters praise its fearless indictment. Continue reading Bruce Springsteen Announces New Protest Anthem: “Streets of New York”Because apparently the cold only hits when the cameras are rolling

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absurd politics, Congress, Congress & Power, Government, Politics, Satire, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity

Mark Kelly’s Bold Plan to Fix Driving: Ban Driver’s Licenses

Senator Mark Kelly (D-AZ) has introduced legislation to ban driver’s licenses, arguing they hinder driving more than actual obstacles like traffic. Supporters claim it promotes equity, but critics warn it may lead to further deregulation. The proposal challenges conventional safety norms, ultimately suggesting a radical shift in driving responsibility and regulation. Continue reading Mark Kelly’s Bold Plan to Fix Driving: Ban Driver’s Licenses

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absurd politics, crime, Elections, fraud, Government, Government Dysfunction, Minnesota, parody, Politics, Satire, State & Local, voter outreach

Minnesota’s Dynamic Duo Hits the Road: The “Yes, We’re Guilty of Fraud – Loud and Clear!” Tour

Minnesota’s progressive power duo hits the road with a “countdown to caucus” tour that feels less like civic engagement and more like a masterclass in scandal-adjacent absurdity. From fake nonprofits to riot-as-distraction theatrics, this satire imagines what would happen if political spin finally stopped pretending. Continue reading Minnesota’s Dynamic Duo Hits the Road: The “Yes, We’re Guilty of Fraud – Loud and Clear!” Tour

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absurd politics, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State & Local

Maryland’s New Map: Now With Extra Marxism and Unlimited Text Messages

Wes Moore has introduced a controversial legislative map in Maryland, marketed as a necessary reform rather than gerrymandering. Funded by various activist groups, it bypasses public debate, urging immediate approval under the guise of democracy preservation. Critics argue it favors Democrats and questions the integrity of fair representation in elections. Continue reading Maryland’s New Map: Now With Extra Marxism and Unlimited Text Messages

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