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Campaigns, Elections, Satire

Is Justin Ready… Running for President? Local Senator Accused of Caring Too Much

Maryland State Senator Justin Ready’s public appearances have sparked speculation about a possible presidential run. While he denies any campaign intentions, his activities, such as attending school meetings and engaging with constituents, have led to humorous discourse among locals. Observers note his politeness and competence, raising eyebrows in today’s political climate. Continue reading Is Justin Ready… Running for President? Local Senator Accused of Caring Too Much

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democrats, Maryland, Satire, voter outreach

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore Accused of “Pulling a Putin” with Fleet of Stunt Doubles to Attend Local Events

Maryland Governor Wes Moore faces scrutiny over claims of using doppelgangers to attend multiple events simultaneously. Reports suggest he may have hired actors to project an omnipresent image. While his office denies the allegations, citizens react with mixed feelings, asking for effective governance regardless of which Moore appears. Continue reading Maryland Gov. Wes Moore Accused of “Pulling a Putin” with Fleet of Stunt Doubles to Attend Local Events

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democrats, Satire, voter outreach

BREAKING: DNC Study Finds Men Like Beer, Tools, and Not Being Called ToxicBy Political Party Animals News Desk

The Democratic National Committee launched a $20 million initiative to improve communication with American men, particularly blue-collar voters. Key findings emphasize avoiding pronouns and negative phrases, using relatable language, and offering incentives like snacks. The report humorously suggests that simply asking about men’s days can foster better connections. Continue reading BREAKING: DNC Study Finds Men Like Beer, Tools, and Not Being Called ToxicBy Political Party Animals News Desk

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Campaigns, Satire

Make Maryland Rave Again: Why It’s Time for Lucifer “Justin Case” Everylove to Lead the Free State into the Glow Age

Michael Phillips praises Lucifer “Justin Case” Everylove’s unique approach as a candidate during his 2024 presidential run, highlighting his grassroots strategy that combines entertainment with progressive ideals. He asserts that Maryland needs Everylove’s bold leadership now more than ever to revitalize governance and inspire innovation, urging support for his candidacy. Continue reading Make Maryland Rave Again: Why It’s Time for Lucifer “Justin Case” Everylove to Lead the Free State into the Glow Age

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