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absurd politics, Celebrity, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State & Local

EXCLUSIVE: Trone’s ICE Protest Attendance Upgraded to Phase II Invisibility — Now Featuring 5G Hologram Cena Units

David Trone’s campaign responds to criticism about staff absence at an ICE protest, claiming they operated in “Cena Mode” using John Cena-inspired clones for invisibility. This satire suggests innovative tactics like “Quantum Protest Presence” and highlights mixed public reactions, with supporters praising efficiency while skeptics question legitimacy. Continue reading EXCLUSIVE: Trone’s ICE Protest Attendance Upgraded to Phase II Invisibility — Now Featuring 5G Hologram Cena Units

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absurd politics, Government Dysfunction, immigration, Maryland, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

Sen. Van Hollen Horrified to Learn Illegal Immigrants May Not Be Receiving Luxury Resort Experience in Baltimore

Sen. Chris Van Hollen is demanding answers regarding the treatment of illegal immigrants in federal custody, expressing concern over their lack of luxury amenities. Critics argue his focus on migrants neglects pressing issues for American citizens. A proposed “Margaritas for Migrants” bill aims to address this perceived humanitarian crisis humorously. Continue reading Sen. Van Hollen Horrified to Learn Illegal Immigrants May Not Be Receiving Luxury Resort Experience in Baltimore

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absurd politics, Minnesota, parody, Politics, Satire, Series, State, State vs. Federal Politics

Governor Warren Walz Loses It Again After Someone Touches the Headphones of Power

Minnesota’s Governor Tim Walz experienced a bizarre outburst when approached about his headphones, referred to as The Headphones of Authority™. Witnesses reported his rapid transformation into a defensive figure, aggressively protecting his perceived gubernatorial powers. Analysts suggest adding a warning for press conferences, advising caution around his headphones to avoid potential meltdowns. Continue reading Governor Warren Walz Loses It Again After Someone Touches the Headphones of Power

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Congress, democrats, Government, History, Politics, Washington absurdity

Democrats Announce January 6, 2026 Hearing to Mark Fifth Anniversary of “The Vibe Shift”

House Democrats plan a solemn commemorative hearing for January 6, 2026, marking the fifth anniversary of the January 6 Capitol events, which they call a near-democratic collapse. This hearing will emphasize the importance of voting to prevent similar incidents, despite critiques of its necessity and format. Democrats assert it’s vital to remember this event annually. Continue reading Democrats Announce January 6, 2026 Hearing to Mark Fifth Anniversary of “The Vibe Shift”

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Campaigns, Politics, Satire

POLITICAL CIRCUS: Mr. Wiggles Declares Candidacy for Montgomery County Executive, Ties Balloon Elephant in Solidarity

Mr. Wiggles, a disbarred courtroom jester, announced his candidacy for Montgomery County Executive in 2026, aiming for the GOP nomination. His platform includes banning boring bureaucrats and implementing innovative plans like balloon animal accessibility. Despite skepticism about his qualifications, he resonates with some voters, marking a unique political approach. Continue reading POLITICAL CIRCUS: Mr. Wiggles Declares Candidacy for Montgomery County Executive, Ties Balloon Elephant in Solidarity

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Campaigns, Elections, Satire

The Race to Be First: Montgomery County Council’s 2026 Diversity Olympics Begins!

Montgomery County has launched its 2026 campaign season amid a flurry of identity-focused candidates. With unique platforms and unconventional identities, the candidates emphasize diversity over urgent local issues. As the county faces governance challenges, the growing emphasis on personal identity overshadows practical solutions, raising questions about the future of effective governance. Continue reading The Race to Be First: Montgomery County Council’s 2026 Diversity Olympics Begins!

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democrats, Maryland, Satire

Maryland Man with 47 Felonies Crowned “Man of the Year” by Progressive Think Tank

Baltimore, MD – A Maryland man known only as “Duke Fresh,” who rose through the ranks of organized crime, human trafficking, and the local PTA, was honored Thursday night at a gala hosted by The Institute for Progressive Empathy™ as the 2025 “Man of the Year.” Duke, whose rap sheet is longer than the MARC Train schedule, has previously served time for racketeering, goat theft, … Continue reading Maryland Man with 47 Felonies Crowned “Man of the Year” by Progressive Think Tank

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