Tag: political parody

Campaigns, Politics, Satire

POLITICAL CIRCUS: Mr. Wiggles Declares Candidacy for Montgomery County Executive, Ties Balloon Elephant in Solidarity

Mr. Wiggles, a disbarred courtroom jester, announced his candidacy for Montgomery County Executive in 2026, aiming for the GOP nomination. His platform includes banning boring bureaucrats and implementing innovative plans like balloon animal accessibility. Despite skepticism about his qualifications, he resonates with some voters, marking a unique political approach. Continue reading POLITICAL CIRCUS: Mr. Wiggles Declares Candidacy for Montgomery County Executive, Ties Balloon Elephant in Solidarity

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Campaigns, Elections, Satire

The Race to Be First: Montgomery County Council’s 2026 Diversity Olympics Begins!

Montgomery County has launched its 2026 campaign season amid a flurry of identity-focused candidates. With unique platforms and unconventional identities, the candidates emphasize diversity over urgent local issues. As the county faces governance challenges, the growing emphasis on personal identity overshadows practical solutions, raising questions about the future of effective governance. Continue reading The Race to Be First: Montgomery County Council’s 2026 Diversity Olympics Begins!

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democrats, Maryland, Satire

Maryland Man with 47 Felonies Crowned “Man of the Year” by Progressive Think Tank

Baltimore, MD – A Maryland man known only as “Duke Fresh,” who rose through the ranks of organized crime, human trafficking, and the local PTA, was honored Thursday night at a gala hosted by The Institute for Progressive Empathy™ as the 2025 “Man of the Year.” Duke, whose rap sheet is longer than the MARC Train schedule, has previously served time for racketeering, goat theft, … Continue reading Maryland Man with 47 Felonies Crowned “Man of the Year” by Progressive Think Tank

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