Tag: political hypocrisy

Donald Trump, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity, Washington DC

Wes Moore Discovers New Theory: Maybe It’s the Job Performance, Not the Melanin

Maryland Governor Wes Moore reflects on his absence from a governors’ dinner hosted by Donald Trump, contemplating whether it stems from his performance rather than racial or systemic factors. While some advisors urged him to emphasize race, Moore entertained the notion that invitations are based on effectiveness, highlighting a rare moment of accountability in politics. Continue reading Wes Moore Discovers New Theory: Maybe It’s the Job Performance, Not the Melanin

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absurd politics, California, Satire

BREAKING: Eric Swalwell Found Hiding in Closet, Sucking Thumb, After Brief Encounter With Accountability

In a bizarre incident, Congressman Eric Swalwell was found in a Capitol closet after facing tough press inquiries about his credibility and residency. Critics allege this meltdown stems from his questionable past, including ties to Chinese intelligence. While California voters seem unfazed, whispers of his chaotic campaign continue, raising concerns about his transparency. Continue reading BREAKING: Eric Swalwell Found Hiding in Closet, Sucking Thumb, After Brief Encounter With Accountability

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Donald Trump, immigration, Minnesota, Politics, Satire, State, State & Local, State vs. Federal Politics

BREAKING: After Trump Call, Jacob Frey Immediately Deported to El Salvador Under New ‘Say It, Mean It’ Policy

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey was humorously depicted as deported to El Salvador after tweeting about immigration following a call with Donald Trump. His comment was mistaken for a request for action, triggering his removal under a new federal initiative. The incident underscores the clash between symbolic governance and literal enforcement in politics. Continue reading BREAKING: After Trump Call, Jacob Frey Immediately Deported to El Salvador Under New ‘Say It, Mean It’ Policy

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absurd politics, democrats, Donald Trump, Politics, Satire

Democrats Accidentally Invent New Political Platform: “Whatever Trump Likes, We Hate”

The Democratic Party faces perplexingly low approval ratings, adopting a strategy of opposing everything associated with Donald Trump while eschewing independent policy development. Analysts note that this anti-policy approach is viewed as spiteful, leading to confusion among voters and skepticism about whether such a stance will garner support in future elections. Continue reading Democrats Accidentally Invent New Political Platform: “Whatever Trump Likes, We Hate”

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Satire, Urban Absurdity, Washington absurdity

See No Evil, Bark No Crime

Democratic leaders are facing backlash for a controversial initiative encouraging them to navigate communities with closed eyes to avoid confronting crime. Dubbed “Vision Zero (But For Vision),” the program aims to manage perceptions of public safety, promoting the idea that unperceived crime does not exist. Critics argue this approach represents willful blindness rather than real governance. Continue reading See No Evil, Bark No Crime

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Politics, Satire

🧼 The Great American Virtue Olympics: Which State Virtue Signals the Most?

The 2025 Virtue Signaling State Rankings critique states like California, New York, and Massachusetts for prioritizing performative activism over meaningful governance. Through examples like California’s plastic straw ban and New York’s inclusive bagel guidelines, the post highlights how leaders focus on appearances while neglecting real issues, creating a “look good” culture. Continue reading 🧼 The Great American Virtue Olympics: Which State Virtue Signals the Most?

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