Tag: political humor

democrats, Satire, voter outreach

BREAKING: DNC Study Finds Men Like Beer, Tools, and Not Being Called ToxicBy Political Party Animals News Desk

The Democratic National Committee launched a $20 million initiative to improve communication with American men, particularly blue-collar voters. Key findings emphasize avoiding pronouns and negative phrases, using relatable language, and offering incentives like snacks. The report humorously suggests that simply asking about men’s days can foster better connections. Continue reading BREAKING: DNC Study Finds Men Like Beer, Tools, and Not Being Called ToxicBy Political Party Animals News Desk

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Campaigns, Satire

Make Maryland Rave Again: Why It’s Time for Lucifer “Justin Case” Everylove to Lead the Free State into the Glow Age

Michael Phillips praises Lucifer “Justin Case” Everylove’s unique approach as a candidate during his 2024 presidential run, highlighting his grassroots strategy that combines entertainment with progressive ideals. He asserts that Maryland needs Everylove’s bold leadership now more than ever to revitalize governance and inspire innovation, urging support for his candidacy. Continue reading Make Maryland Rave Again: Why It’s Time for Lucifer “Justin Case” Everylove to Lead the Free State into the Glow Age

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Politics, Satire

Operation Bro-hammad: How Democrats Plan to 3D-Print Their Own Joe Rogan

Step aside, deepfakes—Democrats are trying to deep-vibe. In a leaked plan so perfectly predictable it could have been generated by ChatGPT after drinking mushroom tea, Democratic mega-donors are allegedly debating how to engineer a liberal version of Joe Rogan. Yes, you read that right. The party that brought you hashtags like #VoteBlueNoMatterWho now wants to genetically manufacture a bro who deadlifts, smokes weed, worships elk, … Continue reading Operation Bro-hammad: How Democrats Plan to 3D-Print Their Own Joe Rogan

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