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The Sound of Silence (But Louder): Conservatives Confront the Streaming Apocalypse

America’s conservatives are facing a cultural crisis as major streaming platforms now feature only Kid Rock, Nicki Minaj, and Lee Greenwood, following widespread boycotts spurred by anti-ICE protests. The resulting limited playlists have driven frustrations among listeners, prompting some to seek new music while advocacy groups launch initiatives to expand song choices. Continue reading The Sound of Silence (But Louder): Conservatives Confront the Streaming Apocalypse

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From Cell Block to Capitol Hill: Inmate Announces Congressional Run, Promises to “Shake Up Washington”

A Virginia Beach inmate, serving time for abduction and rape, has launched an unconventional congressional campaign from prison, emphasizing his “real-world experience” with the justice system. His agenda includes criminal justice reform, transparency, and a grassroots outreach strategy. The campaign raises questions about ethics and eligibility in politics. Continue reading From Cell Block to Capitol Hill: Inmate Announces Congressional Run, Promises to “Shake Up Washington”

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MEGALODON WATCH

In the first week of Maryland politics, Senator Chris Van Hollen earned top accolades for his combative television performance. Other lawmakers displayed steady confidence in defending symbolic legislation, while committee hearings were marked by outbursts lacking substance. The week highlighted the importance of camera presence over substantive policy in political success. Continue reading MEGALODON WATCH

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The Megalodon Party Gets Serious — and Sets Its Sights on Chris Van Hollen

The emerging Megalodon Party in Maryland is transitioning from a humorous concept to a strategic political entity, with Chris Van Hollen as a leading figure. Emphasizing aggressive engagement and strong media presence, the party aims to reflect a new approach to politics, favoring candidates who exhibit combative traits over consensus-building. Continue reading The Megalodon Party Gets Serious — and Sets Its Sights on Chris Van Hollen

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absurd politics, crime, Elections, fraud, Government, Government Dysfunction, Minnesota, parody, Politics, Satire, State & Local, voter outreach

Minnesota’s Dynamic Duo Hits the Road: The “Yes, We’re Guilty of Fraud – Loud and Clear!” Tour

Minnesota’s progressive power duo hits the road with a “countdown to caucus” tour that feels less like civic engagement and more like a masterclass in scandal-adjacent absurdity. From fake nonprofits to riot-as-distraction theatrics, this satire imagines what would happen if political spin finally stopped pretending. Continue reading Minnesota’s Dynamic Duo Hits the Road: The “Yes, We’re Guilty of Fraud – Loud and Clear!” Tour

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Governor Awarded Bronze Star for Valor in the Battle of Light Snowfall

Maryland Governor Wes Moore may receive a Bronze Star for his performance during a recent snowstorm, dubbed “The Battle of Slightly Icy Roads.” His video updates, viewed by 78 people, were deemed an act of heroism. Critics questioned the absence of snowplows, attributing it to strategic morale-building rather than oversight. Continue reading Governor Awarded Bronze Star for Valor in the Battle of Light Snowfall

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Annapolis Declares War on Snow, Immediately Fines the Elderly and Disabled for Losing

Annapolis and Anne Arundel County say their snow removal crackdown is about protecting seniors and the disabled. To prove it, they’re fining those same seniors and disabled residents for failing to shovel snow they didn’t ask for, can’t lift, and definitely can’t afford to ignore. Continue reading Annapolis Declares War on Snow, Immediately Fines the Elderly and Disabled for Losing

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Trump Announces ‘Vote Red, Get a Green Card’ Program, Democrats Immediately Call ICE for Tips

In a move that shattered political muscle memory, Donald Trump jokingly offered citizenship to any undocumented immigrant willing to vote Republican—prompting Democrats to immediately reconsider their stance on ICE, borders, and everything they tweeted in the last decade. Continue reading Trump Announces ‘Vote Red, Get a Green Card’ Program, Democrats Immediately Call ICE for Tips

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The Left Discovers Tyranny, Shocked to Learn It Has Their Fingerprints All Over It

Progressive leaders express alarm over looming tyranny, blaming Donald Trump for authoritarianism, yet they have established many of the policies leading to their fears. They redefine terms to justify censorship and demand greater control while ignoring personal responsibility. Ultimately, their own actions may have seeded the very control they now oppose. Continue reading The Left Discovers Tyranny, Shocked to Learn It Has Their Fingerprints All Over It

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