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absurd politics, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Politics

Bernie Sanders Declares War on the Thin Mint Industrial Complex

During a grocery store visit, Bernie Sanders passionately criticized the Girl Scouts for their cookie sales, claiming they represent a monopolistic system. He proposed reforms like a price cap and a Senate investigation. Despite his fervor, the scouts remained unfazed, ultimately benefiting from record sales, as Sanders left with cookies for the “movement.” Continue reading Bernie Sanders Declares War on the Thin Mint Industrial Complex

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absurd politics, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

Black History Month, Presented by the Democratic Opposition Research Committee

Black History Month has shifted from celebrating historical achievements to being a political tool for Democrats, often framing historical figures as weapons against Republicans. There’s a loss of nuance in understanding Black history, as it becomes a platform for partisan messaging, reduced to sound bites while real substance is overlooked. Continue reading Black History Month, Presented by the Democratic Opposition Research Committee

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Protests

Breaking: Thousands Protest After Being Excluded From Epstein Files—Again

Thousands of activists protested in Washington, demanding recognition and inclusion in the recent Jeffrey Epstein document release. Claiming systemic exclusion and a denial of their lived experiences, they presented various demands, including a government apology and a Netflix series about their potential involvement. Protesters vowed to continue their demonstrations until acknowledged. Continue reading Breaking: Thousands Protest After Being Excluded From Epstein Files—Again

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absurd politics, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State & Local

Maryland’s New Map: Now With Extra Marxism and Unlimited Text Messages

Wes Moore has introduced a controversial legislative map in Maryland, marketed as a necessary reform rather than gerrymandering. Funded by various activist groups, it bypasses public debate, urging immediate approval under the guise of democracy preservation. Critics argue it favors Democrats and questions the integrity of fair representation in elections. Continue reading Maryland’s New Map: Now With Extra Marxism and Unlimited Text Messages

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absurd politics, democrats, Democrazy, Politics, Series

The Left Discovers Tyranny, Shocked to Learn It Has Their Fingerprints All Over It

Progressive leaders express alarm over looming tyranny, blaming Donald Trump for authoritarianism, yet they have established many of the policies leading to their fears. They redefine terms to justify censorship and demand greater control while ignoring personal responsibility. Ultimately, their own actions may have seeded the very control they now oppose. Continue reading The Left Discovers Tyranny, Shocked to Learn It Has Their Fingerprints All Over It

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absurd politics, Canada, china, Donald Trump, Global News, Politics, Satire, world leaders

Maple Leaf Drag: Mark Carney Crawls to China After Trump Won’t Stop Picking on Canada

Tired of being mocked by Donald Trump and treated like America’s polite sidekick, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney reportedly dropped to his knees and began crawling toward Beijing to rebuild trade relations—proving once again that in global politics, dignity is often the first export to disappear. Continue reading Maple Leaf Drag: Mark Carney Crawls to China After Trump Won’t Stop Picking on Canada

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