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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, democrats, Habeas Circus, Judicial, Politics

Democrats Propose Banning the Dictionary After Supreme Court Confirms Words Are a Hate Crime

Democratic leaders are contemplating emergency legislation to eliminate dictionaries, deeming traditional definitions as oppressive and outdated. The proposal follows a Supreme Court discussion on women’s sports and transgender participation. Critics argue this undermines female athletes, as language reform prioritizes inclusivity over clarity, resulting in vague and fluid definitions. Continue reading Democrats Propose Banning the Dictionary After Supreme Court Confirms Words Are a Hate Crime

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absurd politics, Government, immigration, Law & Order, Law Enforcement, Politics, Protests, Washington absurdity

Trump–Noem Deportation Plan Accidentally Targets the Loudest Protesters First

President Trump and Secretary Noem announced a controversial deportation strategy targeting white liberal women who protest their potential deportation. Dubbed “Operation Fine, You Go Then,” the program is claimed to be voluntary but has strict criteria. The policy has sparked mixed reactions among protesters, balancing humor and outrage over its implications. Continue reading Trump–Noem Deportation Plan Accidentally Targets the Loudest Protesters First

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absurd politics, Minnesota, Politics, State & Local, State vs. Federal Politics, Urban Absurdity

BREAKING: Minneapolis Announces New Civic Program — “Riot & Hide”

In a satirical press conference, Tim Walz and Jacob Frey introduced a controversial “transparency initiative” involving hired protesters to distract from political issues. With various teams promoting chaotic demonstrations and a cover-up described as a “healing exercise,” analysts deemed it a strategy of “chaotic neutral governance,” deflecting accountability amidst rising public outrage. Continue reading BREAKING: Minneapolis Announces New Civic Program — “Riot & Hide”

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Global News, Government, Greenland, Overreach, Politics, Satire, world leaders

Greenland Isn’t for Sale (But We Put It in the Cart Anyway)

The U.S. has humorously engaged with Greenland’s potential value, despite Denmark’s firm reminder that it is neither for sale nor subject to U.S. acquisition. Officials insist it’s just an exploration of options, while NATO clarifies that such actions don’t fit existing defense protocols. The situation remains unresolved, with Greenland firmly rejecting any annexation notions. Continue reading Greenland Isn’t for Sale (But We Put It in the Cart Anyway)

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Conspiracies, democrats, Donald Trump, Government, immigration, Maryland, New York, Overreach, Politics, Satire, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity, world leaders

Van Hollen Offers Maduro a Margarita, a Maryland Address, and a Voter Registration Form

Senator Chris Van Hollen hosted a margarita summit with Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro, currently in federal custody. Van Hollen pitched Maryland as a welcoming place for international figures, proposing Maduro’s “symbolic residency” to allow him to vote. Critics have questioned this approach given Maduro’s legal situation, prompting varied reactions, including from Trump. Continue reading Van Hollen Offers Maduro a Margarita, a Maryland Address, and a Voter Registration Form

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Maryland, Politics, Satire, Uncategorized

🏆 Montgomery County, Maryland: Virtue Signaling Capital of the World™

Montgomery County, Maryland, prioritizes symbolic gestures over practical governance. Despite a multitude of resolutions and bans, real issues like crumbling infrastructure and affordable housing are neglected. The county focuses on moral superiority and public image, often at the expense of citizen needs, resulting in superficial legislation and ongoing challenges. Continue reading 🏆 Montgomery County, Maryland: Virtue Signaling Capital of the World™

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democrats, Maryland, Satire, voter outreach

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore Accused of “Pulling a Putin” with Fleet of Stunt Doubles to Attend Local Events

Maryland Governor Wes Moore faces scrutiny over claims of using doppelgangers to attend multiple events simultaneously. Reports suggest he may have hired actors to project an omnipresent image. While his office denies the allegations, citizens react with mixed feelings, asking for effective governance regardless of which Moore appears. Continue reading Maryland Gov. Wes Moore Accused of “Pulling a Putin” with Fleet of Stunt Doubles to Attend Local Events

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