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Donald Trump, Washington absurdity, Washington DC

Trump Unveils Vision for America’s 250th: A Monumental Set of Golden Arches Over Washington

Donald Trump is planning a monumental tribute for America’s 250th birthday: a massive McDonald’s Golden Arches structure at the National Mall. Described as “historic,” the design includes a drive-thru, a Hall of Condiments, and aims to capture America’s spirit of efficiency. Critics argue it commercializes civic space, while supporters embrace its cultural relevance. Continue reading Trump Unveils Vision for America’s 250th: A Monumental Set of Golden Arches Over Washington

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, immigration, Satire

Peloton Is Out. Pursuit Is In: White Liberal Women Discover Cardio Through Federal Agent Chasing

Rage Cardio™, a new fitness trend of 2026, replaces traditional workouts with intense sprints after federal agents while participants yell frustrations about authority and societal expectations. Advocates claim it aids emotional release and mental health, attracting corporate interest with new products. Critics see it as misguided but it embodies modern political expression through exercise. Continue reading Peloton Is Out. Pursuit Is In: White Liberal Women Discover Cardio Through Federal Agent Chasing

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absurd politics, Congress & Power, Maryland, Politics, Satire, Series, Washington absurdity

Impeachment as Performance Art:

April McClain Delaney passionately calls for President Trump’s immediate impeachment over Venezuela’s crisis, bypassing traditional checks and balances. As Congress remains inactive, Delaney emphasizes urgency without moving toward a formal process. The performance critiques the repetitive nature of impeachment and highlights a disconnect between political theatrics and genuine governance. Continue reading Impeachment as Performance Art:

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absurd politics, Government, Military & Foreign Policy, National Security, Secondhand Service, Washington absurdity

Pentagon Announces New “Ask Nicely First” Rules of Engagement for Drug Boats

Under new Pentagon rules, U.S. forces confronting drug boats must now politely ask the captain for permission before taking action—because nothing says national security like waiting for consent from a cocaine speedboat. Continue reading Pentagon Announces New “Ask Nicely First” Rules of Engagement for Drug Boats

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Military & Foreign Policy, National Security, Satire

Gulf of America Faces Underwater Opioid Crisis After Military Anti-Drug Operations, Experts Say

Federal officials report a troubling rise in substance dependency behaviors among marine life in the Gulf of America, termed Collateral Aquatic Intoxication. This follows U.S. military efforts to intercept drug boats, inadvertently feeding narcotics to ocean animals. Dolphins, sea turtles, and whales exhibit concerning behaviors, prompting calls for rehabilitation and policymaking changes. Continue reading Gulf of America Faces Underwater Opioid Crisis After Military Anti-Drug Operations, Experts Say

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Cultural Meltdowns, Politics, Satire

Breaking: Kamala Harris Allegedly Declares Herself the Great Cornholio, Demands TP on Brentwood Road

Former Vice President Kamala Harris had a chaotic moment during her book tour, reportedly yelling “I am THE GREAT CORNHOLIO” while wearing a Metallica T-shirt. Eyewitnesses noted an apparent breakdown after she mixed something extra into her wine. The incident sparked mixed reactions among political analysts regarding its impact on her image and upcoming events. Continue reading Breaking: Kamala Harris Allegedly Declares Herself the Great Cornholio, Demands TP on Brentwood Road

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