Tag: outrage politics

Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Protests

Breaking: Thousands Protest After Being Excluded From Epstein Files—Again

Thousands of activists protested in Washington, demanding recognition and inclusion in the recent Jeffrey Epstein document release. Claiming systemic exclusion and a denial of their lived experiences, they presented various demands, including a government apology and a Netflix series about their potential involvement. Protesters vowed to continue their demonstrations until acknowledged. Continue reading Breaking: Thousands Protest After Being Excluded From Epstein Files—Again

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absurd politics, democrats, Democrazy, Politics, Series

The Left Discovers Tyranny, Shocked to Learn It Has Their Fingerprints All Over It

Progressive leaders express alarm over looming tyranny, blaming Donald Trump for authoritarianism, yet they have established many of the policies leading to their fears. They redefine terms to justify censorship and demand greater control while ignoring personal responsibility. Ultimately, their own actions may have seeded the very control they now oppose. Continue reading The Left Discovers Tyranny, Shocked to Learn It Has Their Fingerprints All Over It

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, immigration, Satire

Peloton Is Out. Pursuit Is In: White Liberal Women Discover Cardio Through Federal Agent Chasing

Rage Cardio™, a new fitness trend of 2026, replaces traditional workouts with intense sprints after federal agents while participants yell frustrations about authority and societal expectations. Advocates claim it aids emotional release and mental health, attracting corporate interest with new products. Critics see it as misguided but it embodies modern political expression through exercise. Continue reading Peloton Is Out. Pursuit Is In: White Liberal Women Discover Cardio Through Federal Agent Chasing

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S.H.I.T.E. Paper, Satire

A Peer-Reviewed Panic: A Satirical Study on Acute Political Outrage Syndrome (APOS)

This satirical study explores the fictional Acute Political Outrage Syndrome (APOS), reflecting the internet’s obsession with outrage during political controversies. It argues that modern democracies suffer from an incentivized cycle of performative fury fueled by social media, recommending absurd solutions to counteract these damaging trends. Continue reading A Peer-Reviewed Panic: A Satirical Study on Acute Political Outrage Syndrome (APOS)

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Holidays, poetry, Satire, Washington Christmas Classics

All I Want for Christmas Is More Outrage

The parody captures a satirical Christmas wish for escalating outrage, particularly toward Donald Trump. It expresses a desire for controversy over calmness, highlighting a preference for sensational headlines and news commentary instead of traditional holiday cheer. The tone critiques media sensationalism, suggesting outrage fuels contemporary political discourse. Continue reading All I Want for Christmas Is More Outrage

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