BREAKING: After Trump Call, Jacob Frey Immediately Deported to El Salvador Under New ‘Say It, Mean It’ Policy

Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey was humorously depicted as deported to El Salvador after tweeting about immigration following a call with Donald Trump. His comment was mistaken for a request for action, triggering his removal under a new federal initiative. The incident underscores the clash between symbolic governance and literal enforcement in politics. Continue reading BREAKING: After Trump Call, Jacob Frey Immediately Deported to El Salvador Under New ‘Say It, Mean It’ Policy

Simple Frey: The Tale of the Mayor Who Misremembered Everything

Meet Simple Frey — the mayor who can’t remember what happened five minutes ago but somehow always remembers who to blame. In a Minneapolis where reality is optional and press conferences are performance art, every riot is a misunderstanding, every mob is a mirage, and every federal agent is guilty by default. Continue reading Simple Frey: The Tale of the Mayor Who Misremembered Everything