NYC Mayor Launches “World Cup for All” Initiative — Now Hiring Ticket Fairness Officers

New York’s new mayor has taken on his boldest challenge yet: fixing World Cup ticket prices for games not even played in New York. In a week where socialism met dynamic pricing, City Hall discovered that FIFA, geography, and reality may not be subject to municipal authority. Continue reading NYC Mayor Launches “World Cup for All” Initiative — Now Hiring Ticket Fairness Officers

Cowboys Finale Ends in Historic Drubbing, Jerry Jones Fired as Owner, Players Enter Transfer Portal Confusion

The Dallas Cowboys concluded their season with a humiliating loss to the New York Giants, prompting Jerry Jones to fire and quickly rehire himself as owner. Following the defeat, players considered transferring to college teams. Meanwhile, Giants fans celebrated their rare victory, while the Cowboys were humorously rebranded as a content brand. Continue reading Cowboys Finale Ends in Historic Drubbing, Jerry Jones Fired as Owner, Players Enter Transfer Portal Confusion