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BREAKING: New Study Finds 12 Million “Closet Trump Democrats” Living Double Lives, Hiding MAGA Hats in Recyclable Tote Bags

A recent poll reveals that many registered Democrats secretly support Donald Trump but fear social repercussions from friends and community. This “Closet MAGAcrat” phenomenon highlights a culture of political concealment linked to social survival, exacerbated by pressures from peers and the psychological influence of figures like Hillary Clinton. Continue reading BREAKING: New Study Finds 12 Million “Closet Trump Democrats” Living Double Lives, Hiding MAGA Hats in Recyclable Tote Bags

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Cultural Meltdowns, Politics, Satire

Breaking: Kamala Harris Allegedly Declares Herself the Great Cornholio, Demands TP on Brentwood Road

Former Vice President Kamala Harris had a chaotic moment during her book tour, reportedly yelling “I am THE GREAT CORNHOLIO” while wearing a Metallica T-shirt. Eyewitnesses noted an apparent breakdown after she mixed something extra into her wine. The incident sparked mixed reactions among political analysts regarding its impact on her image and upcoming events. Continue reading Breaking: Kamala Harris Allegedly Declares Herself the Great Cornholio, Demands TP on Brentwood Road

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