Tag: media bias

crime, immigration, Satire, Urban Absurdity

ICE Arrests Hundreds of Violent Five-Year-Olds Linked to Tren de Aragua, Grandmothers Busted as Getaway Drivers

ICE confirmed hundreds of “extremely dangerous” five-year-olds tied to Tren de Aragua were taken into custody this week, while their grandmothers were allegedly busted running the getaway cars—sending national media scrambling to determine whether juice boxes qualify as mitigating evidence. Continue reading ICE Arrests Hundreds of Violent Five-Year-Olds Linked to Tren de Aragua, Grandmothers Busted as Getaway Drivers

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absurd politics, Donald Trump, immigration, Media Critique, Protests

CNN Confirms: Man Who Tried to Run Over Police Was a “Peaceful Migrant,” Death Still Somehow Trump’s Fault

In a masterclass of narrative gymnastics, cable news once again proves that facts are optional when a better storyline is available—where attempted vehicular assault becomes “peaceful,” police are always at fault, and somehow, inevitably, everything traces back to Trump. Continue reading CNN Confirms: Man Who Tried to Run Over Police Was a “Peaceful Migrant,” Death Still Somehow Trump’s Fault

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Media Critique

Ken Burns Announces New 14-Hour Documentary: “Actually, It Was the Media the Whole Time”

Ken Burns has announced a new 14-hour documentary series titled “Bias: A Very Long Story, Told Slowly,” exploring left-wing bias and ideological influence in mainstream media. The series, featuring elements like sepia-toned tweets and soft music, examines journalism’s evolution and public trust erosion through various themed episodes, prompting mixed initial reactions. Continue reading Ken Burns Announces New 14-Hour Documentary: “Actually, It Was the Media the Whole Time”

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absurd politics, Government, immigration, Law Enforcement, National Security, Oregon, Politics, public safety, Satire, State & Local, Urban Absurdity

Liberals Furious After Border Patrol Fails to Politely Be Run Over by Gang Members

Portland erupted in outrage after Border Patrol agents declined to be run over by suspected gang members outside a federal ICE facility, prompting activists and media alike to question whether self-defense is still acceptable when it interferes with the narrative. Continue reading Liberals Furious After Border Patrol Fails to Politely Be Run Over by Gang Members

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