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absurd politics, Maryland, Politics, State, State & Local, Urban Absurdity

Annapolis Takes Bold Climate Action, Fines Snow for Obstructing Bike Lanes

Annapolis has fined Snow $1,250 for obstructing bike lanes and sidewalks, highlighting a commitment to climate accountability. While Snow plans to contest the violation, city officials emphasize the importance of impact over intent. A new Seasonal Accountability Task Force will be established to address future issues related to snow and transportation equity. Continue reading Annapolis Takes Bold Climate Action, Fines Snow for Obstructing Bike Lanes

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Cultural Meltdowns, Environment, Environmental, Maryland, State

“We Were Told Not to Flush Them”: Residents Blame ‘Systemic Failure’ After 10-Ton Baby Wipe Blob Explodes Into Potomac

A massive wastewater pipe in the Potomac River burst due to a hardened mass of flushed baby wipes, prompting calls for accountability from residents who ignored warnings. Despite previous advisories, many blame infrastructure rather than their behavior, leading to protests for upgrades. Cleanup efforts are in progress as awareness campaigns are launched. Continue reading “We Were Told Not to Flush Them”: Residents Blame ‘Systemic Failure’ After 10-Ton Baby Wipe Blob Explodes Into Potomac

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