World Spared From Having to Watch Wicked as Composer Cancels Kennedy Center Event Over Trump Interference

In a surprising turn of events, composer Stephen Schwartz canceled a Kennedy Center event for “Wicked” due to alleged political interference from Donald Trump, sparking widespread relief among those who would have had to endure the lengthy musical. While theater enthusiasts mourned, many others celebrated their unexpected freedom from attending. Continue reading World Spared From Having to Watch Wicked as Composer Cancels Kennedy Center Event Over Trump Interference

World’s Most Sensitive Musicians Forced to Cancel Concerts Because Building Words Hurt Their Feelings

A group of highly principled musicians bravely cancel their Kennedy Center performances after discovering the building now contains words they don’t like. In a stunning stand for artistic integrity, several artists prove once and for all that nothing threatens creative freedom quite like signage. Continue reading World’s Most Sensitive Musicians Forced to Cancel Concerts Because Building Words Hurt Their Feelings