Tim Walz Drops Out of 2026 Governor’s Race to “Focus on the Children” (Specifically, the Daycare Paperwork)

In a move aides are calling “bold,” “selfless,” and “please stop asking follow-up questions,” Minnesota Governor Tim Walz announced Monday that he is dropping out of the 2026 governor’s race—and reelection entirely—to refocus his energies on what he described as “Minnesota’s most important unfinished project: daycare centers.” Not roads.Not schools.Not public safety. Daycare centers. More precisely, the governor said he plans to spend his time … Continue reading Tim Walz Drops Out of 2026 Governor’s Race to “Focus on the Children” (Specifically, the Daycare Paperwork)

Breaking: Kamala Harris Allegedly Declares Herself the Great Cornholio, Demands TP on Brentwood Road

Former Vice President Kamala Harris had a chaotic moment during her book tour, reportedly yelling “I am THE GREAT CORNHOLIO” while wearing a Metallica T-shirt. Eyewitnesses noted an apparent breakdown after she mixed something extra into her wine. The incident sparked mixed reactions among political analysts regarding its impact on her image and upcoming events. Continue reading Breaking: Kamala Harris Allegedly Declares Herself the Great Cornholio, Demands TP on Brentwood Road