This paper humorously investigates the phenomenon of sudden wealth accumulation among elected officials post-election, proposing terms like Electo-Gravitational Capitalization. Through ironic methodologies and case studies, it uncovers unusually high wealth growth rates, suggesting political office creates unique financial advantages. Conclusions emphasize the correlation of politics and wealth, urging further inquiry. Continue reading The Overnight Affluence Phenomenon (OAP): A Longitudinal, Vibes-Adjusted Study of Sudden Wealth Accretion in Newly Elected Political Officials