Tag: investigative humor

Child Welfare, Satire

Nation’s Fraudulent Daycare Centers Scramble to Find Children After Minnesota Bust

In response to a large daycare fraud scandal in Minnesota, daycare centers nationwide are scrambling to secure actual children and certified staff. This has led to bizarre Craigslist ads and frantic compliance efforts. As demand for children skyrockets, regulators are intensifying audits, underscoring the industry’s urgent need for legitimacy and accountability. Continue reading Nation’s Fraudulent Daycare Centers Scramble to Find Children After Minnesota Bust

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S.H.I.T.E. Paper

The Overnight Affluence Phenomenon (OAP): A Longitudinal, Vibes-Adjusted Study of Sudden Wealth Accretion in Newly Elected Political Officials

This paper humorously investigates the phenomenon of sudden wealth accumulation among elected officials post-election, proposing terms like Electo-Gravitational Capitalization. Through ironic methodologies and case studies, it uncovers unusually high wealth growth rates, suggesting political office creates unique financial advantages. Conclusions emphasize the correlation of politics and wealth, urging further inquiry. Continue reading The Overnight Affluence Phenomenon (OAP): A Longitudinal, Vibes-Adjusted Study of Sudden Wealth Accretion in Newly Elected Political Officials

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