Virginia Democrats Repeal EO 47 to Boost Football Recruiting, Accidentally Announce Crime as a Feature

Virginia’s new Democratic leadership swiftly repealed Executive Order 47 to prioritize football recruiting, disregarding concerns about public safety and law enforcement. Critics warn that this decision could lead to increased crime, as cooperation with federal authorities is halted. Officials claim trade-offs in policy are necessary, emphasizing the importance of sports over safety. Continue reading Virginia Democrats Repeal EO 47 to Boost Football Recruiting, Accidentally Announce Crime as a Feature

Shri Thanedar Announces Bold New Immigration Plan: “If ICE Simply Went Poof, We’d All Feel Better”

Shri Thanedar proposed an unconventional immigration reform at the U.S. Capitol, suggesting Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) should simply “go poof” without legislative action. His plan includes “Collective Manifestation,” “Moral Evaporation,” and “Emergency Crystals.” Critics dismissed it as unserious, while supporters believe it promotes innovative thinking in policy-making. Continue reading Shri Thanedar Announces Bold New Immigration Plan: “If ICE Simply Went Poof, We’d All Feel Better”

Kamikaze Karens vs. ICE: A Love Story Written in Tears, Pepper Spray, and Social Media Screams

What started as screaming accusations and performative outrage quickly turned into America’s strangest meet-cute, as a pack of “Kamikaze Karens” discovered that nothing melts ideological fury quite like pepper spray and a tactical vest. Continue reading Kamikaze Karens vs. ICE: A Love Story Written in Tears, Pepper Spray, and Social Media Screams