Tag: identity politics

Donald Trump, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity, Washington DC

Wes Moore Discovers New Theory: Maybe It’s the Job Performance, Not the Melanin

Maryland Governor Wes Moore reflects on his absence from a governors’ dinner hosted by Donald Trump, contemplating whether it stems from his performance rather than racial or systemic factors. While some advisors urged him to emphasize race, Moore entertained the notion that invitations are based on effectiveness, highlighting a rare moment of accountability in politics. Continue reading Wes Moore Discovers New Theory: Maybe It’s the Job Performance, Not the Melanin

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absurd politics, Democrazy, Maryland, Politics, Satire

“It Was Racist That I Won”: Governor Moore’s New Explanation for Election Victory Shocks Political Analysts

Maryland Governor Wes Moore claimed his election victory in 2022 was solely due to racism among voters, sparking disbelief among analysts. His satirical remarks have drawn both support and confusion, as critics question the validity of such a claim. Ultimately, his statement reflects the evolving and often absurd nature of political discourse. Continue reading “It Was Racist That I Won”: Governor Moore’s New Explanation for Election Victory Shocks Political Analysts

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absurd politics, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

Black History Month, Presented by the Democratic Opposition Research Committee

Black History Month has shifted from celebrating historical achievements to being a political tool for Democrats, often framing historical figures as weapons against Republicans. There’s a loss of nuance in understanding Black history, as it becomes a platform for partisan messaging, reduced to sound bites while real substance is overlooked. Continue reading Black History Month, Presented by the Democratic Opposition Research Committee

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Satire, Urban Absurdity

Nation Honors MLK by Arguing All Day About What He Really Would’ve Thought

On Martin Luther King Jr. Day, Americans from both political sides projected their views onto King’s legacy, with conservatives and progressives each claiming his support for their agendas. Corporations joined in with generic emails, while historians faced disregard. The day became a spectacle of ideological conflict, overshadowing King’s true message of unity and understanding. Continue reading Nation Honors MLK by Arguing All Day About What He Really Would’ve Thought

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absurd politics, Cultural Meltdowns, New York, Satire, State, Urban Absurdity

Experts Warn Homeownership Is Latest Weapon of White Supremacy, Advise Whites To Immediately Become Renters

Housing activists claim homeownership has become a tool of white supremacy, perpetuating generational wealth and inequality. They argue that owning a home, rather than being a part of the American Dream, results in systemic oppression. In response, city officials propose measures to address these issues, sparking both support and criticism. Continue reading Experts Warn Homeownership Is Latest Weapon of White Supremacy, Advise Whites To Immediately Become Renters

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democrats, Global News, Government, Health & Medical, immigration, Nationality, Satire

Citizenship-Affirming Care? Democrats Now Pushing “Legalization Surgery” for Illegal Immigrants

In a dazzling feat of medical and political innovation, Democrats have unveiled their latest passion project: citizenship-affirming care. Why bother with borders or boring paperwork when you can just inject a little U.S.A. directly into the bloodstream? While Republicans are still trying to figure out whether this is an SNL sketch or actual legislation, progressives insist this is a breakthrough in “identity-based immigration.” After all, if you feel American, why shouldn’t a government-funded operation make it official — preferably before the next election. Continue reading Citizenship-Affirming Care? Democrats Now Pushing “Legalization Surgery” for Illegal Immigrants

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Campaigns, Elections, Satire

The Race to Be First: Montgomery County Council’s 2026 Diversity Olympics Begins!

Montgomery County has launched its 2026 campaign season amid a flurry of identity-focused candidates. With unique platforms and unconventional identities, the candidates emphasize diversity over urgent local issues. As the county faces governance challenges, the growing emphasis on personal identity overshadows practical solutions, raising questions about the future of effective governance. Continue reading The Race to Be First: Montgomery County Council’s 2026 Diversity Olympics Begins!

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