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Holidays, Washington absurdity

Both Parties Accuse Santa of Voter Suppression After Naughty List Leaks

Political turmoil ensued after leaks from Santa Claus’s Naughty List, igniting accusations of voter suppression and list manipulation. Both parties demanded audits and transparency. Santa, feeling overwhelmed, clarified his focus on gift delivery. As investigations unfold, holiday gift deliveries may be delayed, highlighting the contentious nature of political seasons. Continue reading Both Parties Accuse Santa of Voter Suppression After Naughty List Leaks

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Holidays, Satire, Washington absurdity

Congress Declares Christmas Recess to Investigate Whether Christmas Is Still Allowed

Congress is holding a special Christmas Recess to investigate the constitutional status of Christmas, citing its growing complexity and controversy. While Santa Claus testifies on issues like the Naughty List, bipartisan concern for holiday oversight has emerged. A $47 billion fund is proposed for emissions standards, but the inquiry is expected to extend until Easter. Continue reading Congress Declares Christmas Recess to Investigate Whether Christmas Is Still Allowed

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