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Rabid in Annapolis? Health Officials Confirm Raccoon Case as Hakeem Jeffries Visits to Push Redistricting

A raccoon in Annapolis has tested positive for rabies, causing concern among residents. The aggressive behavior reported coincided with Hakeem Jeffries’ visit to discuss controversial redistricting plans that could diminish Republican representation. Experts highlight the parallels between rabies and gerrymandering, urging vigilance against aggressive animals and political strategies alike. Continue reading Rabid in Annapolis? Health Officials Confirm Raccoon Case as Hakeem Jeffries Visits to Push Redistricting

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New York, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity

Hakeem Jeffries: The Boy Who Flew Away From Responsibility

Hakeem Jeffries, a Brooklyn-born politician, is criticized for evading responsibility and failing to address real issues. Dubbed “Dumbo” due to his tendency to vanish when accountability arises, his leadership style is characterized by vague rhetoric and detachment. Instead of confronting problems, he focuses on surface-level concerns, leaving taxpayers disappointed. Continue reading Hakeem Jeffries: The Boy Who Flew Away From Responsibility

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Congress & Power, Politics, Satire, Washington absurdity

A Very Minority Christmas: Inside the Holiday Misery of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries

Christmas in Washington is supposed to be festive—but for Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries, it’s a reminder of life in the minority: no gavels, no subpoenas, and no leverage. Just empty hallways, hollow decorations, and strongly worded statements echoing into the cold. Continue reading A Very Minority Christmas: Inside the Holiday Misery of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries

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