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absurd politics, economy, Maryland, Politics

State Officials Shocked to Discover Electricity Was Doing Something

Maryland Democratic leaders are facing backlash over soaring BGE bills after closing power plants without replacements. Residents mistakenly thought high charges were errors, while officials offered vague explanations for new fees. Amid public outrage, a task force will study the situation, and a new program promises temporary credits funded by future fees. Continue reading State Officials Shocked to Discover Electricity Was Doing Something

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Culture & Absurdity, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State & Local

Maryland Lands the Sphere, Immediately Forgets the Electricity

Maryland Governor Wes Moore announced the “Powerless Ball,” a replica of Las Vegas’ Sphere, which cannot be powered due to electricity shortages. Moore framed it as a metaphor for governance and sustainability. Despite being unlit, the venue emphasizes environmental concerns and is marketed as a carbon-neutral attraction, reflecting Maryland’s energy challenges. Continue reading Maryland Lands the Sphere, Immediately Forgets the Electricity

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Environmental, Holidays, Politics

Santa’s New Naughty List: This Year, Bad Kids Get Windmills Instead of Coal

Santa Claus has replaced traditional coal with eco-friendly punishments for misbehaving children, introducing items like windmills and solar panel kits. This shift aims to promote sustainability and environmental awareness. Reactions from kids and parents vary, with many preferring coal over the practical challenges of renewable energy gifts, despite Santa’s educational intentions. Continue reading Santa’s New Naughty List: This Year, Bad Kids Get Windmills Instead of Coal

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