Tag: government parody

Holidays, Series, Washington absurdity

White House Confirms Christmas Tree Identifies as a “Non-Denominational Evergreen”

The White House announced the official Christmas tree will now be called a “Non-Denominational Evergreen Experience,” reflecting sensitivity to diverse holiday preferences. The annual tree lighting is renamed “Seasonal Illumination Moment,” prompting political debates. Critics and supporters argue over the tree’s identity, while Americans are encouraged to celebrate inclusively. Continue reading White House Confirms Christmas Tree Identifies as a “Non-Denominational Evergreen”

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democrats, Maryland, Satire, voter outreach

Maryland Gov. Wes Moore Accused of “Pulling a Putin” with Fleet of Stunt Doubles to Attend Local Events

Maryland Governor Wes Moore faces scrutiny over claims of using doppelgangers to attend multiple events simultaneously. Reports suggest he may have hired actors to project an omnipresent image. While his office denies the allegations, citizens react with mixed feelings, asking for effective governance regardless of which Moore appears. Continue reading Maryland Gov. Wes Moore Accused of “Pulling a Putin” with Fleet of Stunt Doubles to Attend Local Events

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