Tag: government incompetence

absurd politics, immigration, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State, State & Local

Employee Performance Review: Howard County Councilwoman Liz Walsh

Liz Walsh, a County Council member, received a performance review rating of “Does Not Meet Expectations.” Key issues included unsatisfactory fact verification, critical failures in judgment, poor communication skills, and a significant erosion of public trust. The review highlighted the need for remedial training, close supervision, or reassignment. Continue reading Employee Performance Review: Howard County Councilwoman Liz Walsh

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Government, Government Dysfunction, Government Waste, Minnesota, Satire, Secondhand Service

Operation Glazed Response: Tim Walz Replaces Law Enforcement With Pastry Diplomacy

Tim Walz, the governor of Minnesota, has faced criticism for deploying the National Guard to distribute donuts instead of restoring order during civil unrest. This response has been mocked as a shift from serious governance to a whimsical approach, where crime management is replaced by distributing snacks, raising concerns about effective leadership and public safety. Continue reading Operation Glazed Response: Tim Walz Replaces Law Enforcement With Pastry Diplomacy

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Culture & Absurdity, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State & Local

Maryland Lands the Sphere, Immediately Forgets the Electricity

Maryland Governor Wes Moore announced the “Powerless Ball,” a replica of Las Vegas’ Sphere, which cannot be powered due to electricity shortages. Moore framed it as a metaphor for governance and sustainability. Despite being unlit, the venue emphasizes environmental concerns and is marketed as a carbon-neutral attraction, reflecting Maryland’s energy challenges. Continue reading Maryland Lands the Sphere, Immediately Forgets the Electricity

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absurd politics, Minnesota, Politics, State & Local, State vs. Federal Politics, Urban Absurdity

BREAKING: Minneapolis Announces New Civic Program — “Riot & Hide”

In a satirical press conference, Tim Walz and Jacob Frey introduced a controversial “transparency initiative” involving hired protesters to distract from political issues. With various teams promoting chaotic demonstrations and a cover-up described as a “healing exercise,” analysts deemed it a strategy of “chaotic neutral governance,” deflecting accountability amidst rising public outrage. Continue reading BREAKING: Minneapolis Announces New Civic Program — “Riot & Hide”

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Cultural Meltdowns, Washington absurdity, Washington Christmas Classics

Ho-Ho-Ho, Now I Have a Redaction Bar

The Epstein Files drop was supposed to be a transparency triumph. Instead, it became a Die Hard–style hostage crisis of redactions, disappearing documents, and cable-news explosions—perfectly timed to distract the country while billions in quiet corporate fraud slipped out the back door. Continue reading Ho-Ho-Ho, Now I Have a Redaction Bar

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