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Maryland Democrats Announce ‘Affordability Focus’—Residents Check Locks, Hide Wallets

The Annapolis Democratic establishment’s announcement to prioritize affordability has drawn skepticism from residents, who see it as ironic given their history of policies that increased living costs. Critics liken it to a burglar offering home security tips. Marylanders urge real accountability rather than more studies and temporary relief. Continue reading Maryland Democrats Announce ‘Affordability Focus’—Residents Check Locks, Hide Wallets

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absurd politics, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, fraud, Minnesota, parody, Politics, Satire, State & Local, Transportation

The Boy Who Opened Minneapolis (But Like… the Other One)

In a Minneapolis cul-de-sac, a boy named Nick Shirley discovers his psychokinetic abilities during a standardized test and is taken to a lab for experimentation. There, he accidentally opens a portal to an alternate dimension, Upside Down Minneapolis, where urban legends flourish. After witnessing thriving businesses that defy reality, he ultimately closes the portal, returning to a seemingly normal life. Continue reading The Boy Who Opened Minneapolis (But Like… the Other One)

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Simple Frey: The Tale of the Mayor Who Misremembered Everything

Meet Simple Frey — the mayor who can’t remember what happened five minutes ago but somehow always remembers who to blame. In a Minneapolis where reality is optional and press conferences are performance art, every riot is a misunderstanding, every mob is a mirage, and every federal agent is guilty by default. Continue reading Simple Frey: The Tale of the Mayor Who Misremembered Everything

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Governor Discovers Electricity Exists, Is Expensive

Maryland Governor Wes Moore recently acknowledged high electricity costs, framing it as a new discovery despite being in office for three years. Critics point out the state’s role in utility regulation and rate adjustments. The administration plans to address these issues through vague measures and task forces, offering little immediate relief to residents. Continue reading Governor Discovers Electricity Exists, Is Expensive

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God Rest Ye, Whistleblowers

The parody song emphasizes the challenges faced by whistleblowers seeking transparency in systems resistant to scrutiny. It highlights the consequences of questioning authority, contrasting the bravery of individuals like Tina Peters with the punitive responses from powerful entities. Ultimately, it champions the importance of inquiry and accountability in governance. Continue reading God Rest Ye, Whistleblowers

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