Shri Thanedar Announces Bold New Immigration Plan: “If ICE Simply Went Poof, We’d All Feel Better”

Shri Thanedar proposed an unconventional immigration reform at the U.S. Capitol, suggesting Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) should simply “go poof” without legislative action. His plan includes “Collective Manifestation,” “Moral Evaporation,” and “Emergency Crystals.” Critics dismissed it as unserious, while supporters believe it promotes innovative thinking in policy-making. Continue reading Shri Thanedar Announces Bold New Immigration Plan: “If ICE Simply Went Poof, We’d All Feel Better”

House GOP Declares War on Weak Showers, Wins Biggest Legislative Victory of the Bathroom Era

With inflation up, healthcare strained, and global crises unfolding, House Republicans have zeroed in on what they say truly matters: fixing America’s weak showers. Backed by President Trump’s long-running feud with low-flow showerheads, the GOP’s latest legislative push proves once again that in Washington, even the smallest drips can become a full-blown culture war. Continue reading House GOP Declares War on Weak Showers, Wins Biggest Legislative Victory of the Bathroom Era