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Warren Buffett, 95, Steps Down From Berkshire Hathaway: “Finally Old Enough for Congress”

Warren Buffett, at 95, has announced his retirement as CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, expressing a newfound ambition to join Congress, believing he is now seasoned enough. He humorously linked his age to a fitting perspective for governance. His transition plan for the company is clear, while political analysts remain cautiously optimistic about his potential impact. Continue reading Warren Buffett, 95, Steps Down From Berkshire Hathaway: “Finally Old Enough for Congress”

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Math Is Hard: A Love Story Between Maryland’s Governor and a Calculator

Governor Wes Moore has claimed Maryland faces a significant structural deficit, despite inheriting a multi-billion-dollar surplus. Critics argue his portrayal of finances lacks credibility, pointing out that basic arithmetic contradicts his statements. Ultimately, the issue lies not in math but in how the governor communicates financial realities to the public. Continue reading Math Is Hard: A Love Story Between Maryland’s Governor and a Calculator

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No New Taxes, Just New Feelings: A Bipartisan Masterclass in Fiscal Gaslighting

State legislators across the country are promising no new taxes while implementing numerous fees that burden residents financially. Governors launch relief packages to address the cost of living increase attributed to their legislation. Lawmakers deflect blame for rising costs, framing their practices as traditional governance despite the effects on constituents’ wallets. Continue reading No New Taxes, Just New Feelings: A Bipartisan Masterclass in Fiscal Gaslighting

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