Tag: Eric Swalwell

Elections, Politics, voter outreach, Washington absurdity

Swalwell, Schiff Demand Exemption From SAVE Act After Realizing It May Require Them to Show Up to Vote

Eric Swalwell and Adam Schiff have requested a legislative exemption from the SAVE Act, fearing it may set a precedent requiring proof of Congress members’ presence to validate votes. They advocate for flexible participation methods while expressing concerns about increased voter verification impacting democratic access. Their proposed act seeks to redefine attendance. Continue reading Swalwell, Schiff Demand Exemption From SAVE Act After Realizing It May Require Them to Show Up to Vote

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absurd politics, California, Satire

BREAKING: Eric Swalwell Found Hiding in Closet, Sucking Thumb, After Brief Encounter With Accountability

In a bizarre incident, Congressman Eric Swalwell was found in a Capitol closet after facing tough press inquiries about his credibility and residency. Critics allege this meltdown stems from his questionable past, including ties to Chinese intelligence. While California voters seem unfazed, whispers of his chaotic campaign continue, raising concerns about his transparency. Continue reading BREAKING: Eric Swalwell Found Hiding in Closet, Sucking Thumb, After Brief Encounter With Accountability

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2026 Midterms Guide, absurd politics, California, Elections, Government, Politics, Satire, Series, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity

Eric Swalwell Discovers California Is a Place You’re Apparently Supposed to Live

California’s political landscape shifted dramatically as a lawsuit questioned Rep. Eric Swalwell’s eligibility for governor based on a five-year residency requirement. Swalwell argues that California is his emotional home, while D.C. is his working one. The case has sparked debate about residency definitions, highlighting voters’ varied opinions on the matter. Continue reading Eric Swalwell Discovers California Is a Place You’re Apparently Supposed to Live

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