Tag: epstein files

Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Protests

Breaking: Thousands Protest After Being Excluded From Epstein Files—Again

Thousands of activists protested in Washington, demanding recognition and inclusion in the recent Jeffrey Epstein document release. Claiming systemic exclusion and a denial of their lived experiences, they presented various demands, including a government apology and a Netflix series about their potential involvement. Protesters vowed to continue their demonstrations until acknowledged. Continue reading Breaking: Thousands Protest After Being Excluded From Epstein Files—Again

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Cultural Meltdowns, Washington absurdity, Washington Christmas Classics

Ho-Ho-Ho, Now I Have a Redaction Bar

The Epstein Files drop was supposed to be a transparency triumph. Instead, it became a Die Hard–style hostage crisis of redactions, disappearing documents, and cable-news explosions—perfectly timed to distract the country while billions in quiet corporate fraud slipped out the back door. Continue reading Ho-Ho-Ho, Now I Have a Redaction Bar

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Holidays, poetry, Politics, Satire, Washington Christmas Classics

The Epstein Files Are Coming to Town

The parody of “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” humorously addresses the release of the Epstein files, highlighting their significance with unsealed exhibits detailing connections and flight logs. It underscores the media frenzy, legal implications, and public reactions, revealing the tension surrounding the names involved and the lack of definitive proof. Continue reading The Epstein Files Are Coming to Town

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