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State Officials Shocked to Discover Electricity Was Doing Something

Maryland Democratic leaders are facing backlash over soaring BGE bills after closing power plants without replacements. Residents mistakenly thought high charges were errors, while officials offered vague explanations for new fees. Amid public outrage, a task force will study the situation, and a new program promises temporary credits funded by future fees. Continue reading State Officials Shocked to Discover Electricity Was Doing Something

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Maryland Lands the Sphere, Immediately Forgets the Electricity

Maryland Governor Wes Moore announced the “Powerless Ball,” a replica of Las Vegas’ Sphere, which cannot be powered due to electricity shortages. Moore framed it as a metaphor for governance and sustainability. Despite being unlit, the venue emphasizes environmental concerns and is marketed as a carbon-neutral attraction, reflecting Maryland’s energy challenges. Continue reading Maryland Lands the Sphere, Immediately Forgets the Electricity

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Governor Discovers Electricity Exists, Is Expensive

Maryland Governor Wes Moore recently acknowledged high electricity costs, framing it as a new discovery despite being in office for three years. Critics point out the state’s role in utility regulation and rate adjustments. The administration plans to address these issues through vague measures and task forces, offering little immediate relief to residents. Continue reading Governor Discovers Electricity Exists, Is Expensive

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